All the RomCom of Qi Xi

Title: Art as a Metaphor
Author: wook77
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Prompt (instead of a summary): #18 - DR LOVE: The ship's newsletter has an advise column hosted by Dr Love. All submissions are of course anonymous and no one on board knows who the Dr is. Dr Love receives two letters and he(she) recognizes that they're from Jim & Bones and aids the boys in getting together. (at jim_and_bones)
Rating: PG
Warnings: Misuse of Metaphors, Misuse of Art
Wordcount:
A/N: Thanks to elanorofcastile for not only the quick beta but the first letter. I had all these grandiose plans of references and letters and graphics. Unfortunately, time conspired against me and there are no fancy graphics but there are plenty of art references and a few letters.

( Art as a Metaphor )

Title: onetwothree
Author/Artist: wook77
Fandom: Tinman
Pairing: Cain/Glitch
Rating: PG
Wordcount: ~1300
Warnings: none
Summary: Everything's a dance.
Disclaimer: Not mine. No profit made nor harm intended.
A/N: Written for ceria_taliesen's request of Glitch/Cain Post TM - Cain remembers Glitch's comment about how women never noticed him at dances (he blended right into the wallpaper?) and Cain fixes that. at slashfest Unbeta'd.

( onetwothree )

Title: Feeling Alive in the Darkness
Author/Artist: wook77
Fandom: Crossover - Boondock Saints/The Departed
Pairing: Connor MacManus/Billy Costigan/Murphy MacManus
Rating: Hard R
Wordcount: 1000 words exactly
Warnings: Canon Compliance
Summary: The MacManus brothers move on from Yakavetta. They find Billy Costigan.
Disclaimer: None of the recognizable aspects in either fandom belong to me. No profit is made.
A/N: Many thanks to my beta, why_me_why_not with all remaining mistakes being my own. Written for a prompt at picfor1000 and for pesha's request (at slashfest) of The MacManus brothers decide to hit the mob leaders that Billy Costigan has infiltrated while undercover. He convinces them not to kill him by telling them he's really a cop and they strike up a tentative partnership to bring down the Boston mafia. Connor/Murphy is completely welcome, I just think that Billy should get some lovin' too. Hopefully, I've succeeded.

( Feeling Alive in the Darkness )

Title: My Two Dads
Author: wook77
Rating: R (PG-15?)
Word count: ~2700
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Warnings: AU (Sirius doesn't die). I played with the timeline, as well, but Tonks still dies.
Summary: Teddy Lupin finds himself with two daddies and that seems just about right to him.
A/N: Originally written for westwardlee at rs_small_gifts. Original prompt was "AU: Teddy has two Daddies". Many thanks to my beta, yodels. Any and all remaining mistakes are my own. I played around with the timeline to make it fit a bit better (Remus and Tonks got married a bit earlier than canon).


( My Two Dads )

I participated in the Kinky Kollaboration Month at Daily Deviant on IJ. Thus, Fic.

I worked with kethlenda and omg, braintwin. We had similar ideas and the story turned out quite lovely, in my not so humble opinion. Details:

Title: In Which Dean and Seamus Miss Each Other and Check Out Girls
Pairings: Dean/Seamus-ish. Seamus/Lavender-ish. Dean/Luna-ish.
Warnings: Voyeurism, Wanking
Wordcount: ~3200

Go check it out and let the pair of us know what you thought. Please?

Have been playing with stuffs for the hd_worldcup and created a widget for the google homepage. You can find it here. Let me know if you all find it handy?

Have a bazillion recs to post but can't get the brain to function properly. They're mostly from smutty_claus and rs_small_gifts as those are the two fests I'm following because I'm participating in them. I'm quite enjoying the recs from merry_smutmas that you all are posting, though. They point out the great fics that I might pass on first glance as the pairing might not be my cuppa. So, thanks for widening my horizons and highlighting the brilliant works.

( work babbling/ranting ahoy )

I should not be trusted on the internet without yodels around. I have signed up for picfor1000 and hp_springsmut. I got a crazy prompt for picfor1000 last year that ended up turning out pretty cool. hp_springsmut shall be interesting as my requests are either Seamus/Someone or Sirius/Someone, basically. Good luck to the mods with matching me and May the Force Be With You. Sorry to be so complicated.

I have tl;dr thoughts on how detailed a prompt you should leave for your author (hint: it isn't 16 words long counting each name in your pairings). But that is for another post.

Someday, I will get to posting the last of my resolution reviews. They've only been done since November 15th.

Am dogsitting at the house from the 50s over Christmas. I am also starting a second job starting Sunday. It's at a grocery store that sort of masquerades as a Target and I will be working in the home department. Err, yayes for folding towels for 6 hours a shift? But, needs (and Terminus) must so 20 hours a week shall do it.

Finally - I have just mailed out the Christmas cards. Didn't get all the drabbles finished so, instead, I'm going to post them here for a 12 days of christmas sort of thing, instead. I hope that's cool with everyone. I'm sorry to be so lame. Life just got chaotic.

Ok, I lied. slashfest Round VI is coming! BWEE!!! Get your prompting thoughts ready! And, err, if you have outstanding requests? Could you take a look and see if they're really something you still want? I have 410 outstanding requests right now. Also - I suggest you all go take a look if you're looking for inspiration or you have something you're working on. Maybe perhaps hopefully the story/artwork will fit one of the outstanding prompts.

Title: Anointing Life's Eyes
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Neville, Seamus, Dean
Era/Time-Frame: post-Hogwarts, for the most part.
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: ~13,900
Summary: Seamus is determined to live the rest of his life as a Muggle farmer and forget the past, but Neville is determined to make him to remember.
Warnings: past character death (plausible though not mentioned within Deathly Hallows). Spoilers for DH. Epilogue Compliant.
Author's Notes: Written for ceria_taliesen at Round 4 of hpslashnotsmut. Many thanks to my betas, yodels, why_me_why_not and janicechess. All remaining mistakes are my own.

Part 1

( Anointing Life's Eyes )

Originally posted at hd_remix.


Title: Coming Home (The Roaming Gnome Remix)
Author: wook77
Pairing(s): H/D
Rating: PG-13
Summary: How many roads must a man walk down before he can no longer stay true to himself?
Word Count: 1817
Disclaimer: All characters contained within belong to JK Rowling and associated business partners. No infringement meant. Additionally, the Roaming Gnome belongs to Travelocity and associated business partners. Finally, I do not own the original story or the world they're in, that belongs to empathic_siren.
Author's notes: Summary paraphrased from a quotation by Bob Dylan. Beta'd by janicechess and yodels and I owe them a great debt of gratitude. All remaining mistakes are my own. This is a remix of: empathic_siren's Coming Home


( Another dead end... )

I keep forgetting to post this here. Originally written for acromantular for hpvalensmut.

Title: Dandelions and Dreams
Author: wook77
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: R
Word Count: ~7500
Warnings: none
Summary: Harry/Draco. Harry's not sure if he's dreaming but if this is a dream, he doesn't want to wake.
A/N: For acromantular at hpvalensmut. Many thanks to yodels for the beta. All remaining mistakes are my own.

( When Harry stepped outside, he thought, at first... )

So yeah, um, picfor1000. Last year, it was a blast to write. I received an amazing photograph that immediately got me in the gut and I wrote White.

Um, this year?




Yeah, so, hmmm... this will be fun. Maybe.

*wonders how to make a donkey into a story in one of her fandoms*

*debates donkey in space crack for KOTOR*

Now that the reveal happened at hpslashnotsmut I can post this here :)

Title: Swish and Flick
Author: wook77
Recipient: crucio_4_coffee at hpslashnotsmut
Pairing: Harry/Colin
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: abuse
Summary: Colin loves Harry. Harry loves Colin. Colin wishes Harry would change.
A/N: Thanks to my betas ficlette and yodels. Without their handholding, this wouldn't be nearly as concise. Also, thanks to yodels for the title and summary help.

( Colin remembered when he found out... )