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The words “roof”, “aunt”, “direction”, and “naturally”; to which list the Q family appended “school”, “book”, “g’day”, “castle”, “grass”, “aluminium”, “herbs”, and “caramel” - and Shoc added "dynasty", "theatre", "adult", "garage", advertisment", "fertile", "anaesthetist", "banana", "Berkshire", "Derby", "Hertford"... and Kerry added, "water", "KERRY", "CARRY", "MARY" , "goat" and "goal". I added "yellow", "fire", and "truck" in a Carlisle, PA accent. I also added "Forrester Street" from Harrisburg, PA.

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is the bug that when you touch it, curls into a ball?
What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you say to address a group of people?
What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

Really pisspoor impression... now with more valleygirl!wook!

Current Mood: crazy

Current Mood: crazy

Um, another cracked out voice post... this time it's one with impressions.

Once more, recorded for friends from

vu_network.

ETA: Welcome to the first of the weekly voiceposts for "Wook Reads Teh Pr0n". This one is a romantic comedy about Draco and Hermione entitled "A little like the end of Grease".

Just so you can get an idea of what you're in for - The summary - "Title says it all, Draco and Hermione".

( here are some quoted reviews )

I'd love your suggestions for good pr0n you'd like me to read.

Current Mood: horny

EDIT: This is in response to

deliciantasy's dare of acting like a phone sex operator. Please do not click if that offends. Also, I recorded this on my way home from work so there might be parts where it's hard to understand. Hope you all laugh your arse's off.

Finally, consider right now the start of my 24 hours without porn in response to another dare I had.

EDIT 2: 24 Hours completed. Now, I'm off to read all the hot stuff posted while I was suffering. Do you people realize how hard it is not to read smut?

Edit 3:

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A new Yahoo group for slash and femmeslash lovers. Go forth and pimp, if you'd like. Feel free to join!

This is my response to

mayflo's dare to read porn on a voicepost. Be warned, I have a shitty voice, a tendency to giggle at words like "cunt" and "pussy", a tendency to interject reactions and more. Even more of a warning... this is HET! This is NOT Slash! This is POORLY WRITTEN HET PORN!

Final warning - I recorded this in my car on my cellphone so hopefully the quality is A-OK.

Posted friends only as I don't want this getting back to the original author of the story.

Current Mood: cranky
Current Music: traffic

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