Wook Reads Teh Porn - Week 1

[wook77]

ETA: Welcome to the first of the weekly voiceposts for "Wook Reads Teh Pr0n". This one is a romantic comedy about Draco and Hermione entitled "A little like the end of Grease".

Just so you can get an idea of what you're in for - The summary - "Title says it all, Draco and Hermione".



here are some quoted reviews -

1.) "I like this! It sounds like you usually write slash though. A writer should always write anonymous. (If you get what i mean!) Overall, if you took out the 'lean six-pack' bit it would be fab!"

2.) "I Love it, it's hot, you really should continue with this!
with love,
Hpobsession
P.S. Did i say that i love HG&DM stories, they always get me hot! JKS JKS< close to it though!"

and my favorite -

3.) "Because, you know, the books totally made Hermione sound like a slut who randomly shags people she hates. Actually I can't believe you managed to slip Curves In All The RIght Places AND Quiddich TOne Muscles into the same fic. Now that's a true Suethor."

Now those are some fantastic testimonials!



I'd love your suggestions for good pr0n you'd like me to read.

Comments

[annella.livejournal.com]

This is.... this is the worst porn ever.

Is it full of reviews saying 'omg taht's so hot u should rite more!'?

[wook77.livejournal.com]

edited for the reviews that I meant to quote earlier... but yeah, very interesting stuff, isn't it?

[annella.livejournal.com]

*buries head in hands and tries not to cry* Oh god.

When you ask for suggestions for good pr0n to read, I assume you mean good bad pr0n? *L*

Bad porn, especially bad het porn, makes Brian sad...

[wook77.livejournal.com]

oh no, I really do mean good porn to read... I'm going to be varying so you all never really know what you're going to get...

[j-folked.livejournal.com]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell was that? How come you always find the worst pr0n ever?

It's actually sad. The fic, of course, never you love.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you enjoyed it...

I really just go to fanfiction.net (which, by the way, I was perusing last night and locked up my computer TWICE while at that site... I think they know I use them in an inappropriate manner).

Draco/Hermione, I'll admit, is one of the pairings that make me scratch my head and go WTF? But, to each their own. I found a truly horrendous H/D that will be a future offering.