Voice Post

[wook77]

EDIT: This is in response to deliciantasy's dare of acting like a phone sex operator. Please do not click if that offends. Also, I recorded this on my way home from work so there might be parts where it's hard to understand. Hope you all laugh your arse's off.

Finally, consider right now the start of my 24 hours without porn in response to another dare I had.

EDIT 2: 24 Hours completed. Now, I'm off to read all the hot stuff posted while I was suffering. Do you people realize how hard it is not to read smut?

Edit 3:




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Comments

[incapricious.livejournal.com]

Now THAT was funny. Thanks, I needed a laugh.

♥

[wook77.livejournal.com]

You're quite welcome... glad I could be of service...

[incapricious.livejournal.com]

:)

[wook77.livejournal.com]

omg. omg omg omg omg! I've been so upset since I got home that I've been crying and you do this icon and omg, I have so much love for you right now. Words cannot express my love.

Thank you!

[incapricious.livejournal.com]

You're welcome, darling. *smooches*

Sorry you're so upset. *big hugs for wook*

[wook77.livejournal.com]

more gratuitus spamming (with misspellings!) just to use other new icon...

[wearethestars.livejournal.com]

*clicking on linky*

I'm waiting for it to load, so I thought I'd write random things until it did. I think I need to do a sweep on my computer and get rid of some crap so it runs faster. Anyway, here you come...

LMAO... thank you. That's fanstastic.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

glad you enjoyed... that'll be 3.99 a minute.

[yodels.livejournal.com]

Bambi, you did a lovely job.

That was too funny. Had to turn the volume down on my comp. didn't want the neighbors to hear you screaming "YES!"

[wook77.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Bambi does try. I figure that since girls in porn movies are always shouting yes, that it seemed to fit. I also like the way I subconsciously stress the word cock. That makes me giggle.

Now, that would be 3.99/minute, please *winks*

[incapricious.livejournal.com]

Finally, consider right now the start of my 24 hours without porn in response to another dare I had.

*gasps in horror* What evil, evil person gave you that dare? So you can't read any porn? At all? Are you going through withdrawal yet???

[wook77.livejournal.com]

dude, I made the mistake of checking my flist and I almost died. There was the hottest looking story posted.

[incapricious.livejournal.com]

Well, you can read it tomorrow...

*goes to check wook's flist*

[wook77.livejournal.com]

Gratuitous spamming of comments here just to use new icon.

Icee, oh how I heart thee

[mayflo.livejournal.com]

You scarred me for life, OMG!!!! *_*

Just kidding XD It was too hilarious that ever since I listened to it last night (yes, just last night, sorry) I've kept thinking about you round and round and round... XD

Seriously, you can make a living out of this XD. I LOVED it when you suddenly changed your tone and started demanding more money. Yeah, they'd be like that woudln't they XD And what? $3 a minute?! er... no way I can hire you XD