wook77: (poor pluto)
I gleefully admit I'm addicted to romance novels. At one point, before I culled my book collection, I had over a thousand of them. I loved the cheesiness of most of them, the blatant conventional ways of people hooking up and the cheesy euphemisms.

What I want to know from you all is..... if you've read romance novels (enjoying them or not), what's the cheesiest thing that the hero/heroine has done to court the other?

If you have or haven't... what's the cheesiest thing you've heard about in real life to court someone else? I'm not asking for horrible pick up lines, but things like buying flowers and chocolates, "riding a horse cross the country because ZOMG she left and you realised that you loved her after she stepped on the train and you just missed the train" and that sort of thing.

I'm counting on you, flist. Give it to me.

Cheesy, silly, actually romantic... what all are some courtship rituals you've read/experienced/heard about?

why yes, this might be for a fic, why do you ask?
wook77: (Fuck you)
Why is it when I have my Aunt Flo visiting, everyone's intelligence takes a trip for the worst?

I swear to God, every sodding stupid idiot comes out of the woodwork to ask me the world's stupidest questions.


Some Examples: )

In more fandom related news - I've written 20k since last week and have sent the majority to beta. I'm very excited for these projects though one won't be able to be posted for a very long time. I'm on a roll right now *grins*.


Wook's dumbarsed question of the day is about Horcruxes.

There are supposed to be seven parts of Voldemort's soul. According to the Wiki they are:

Puff's Cup
Diary
Locket
Ring
Voldemort
Nagini

What's the last? What do you think?

I don't want serious answers. Make it random. Make it cracky. Lay it on me.

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