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Nov. 20th, 2006 05:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Why is it when I have my Aunt Flo visiting, everyone's intelligence takes a trip for the worst?
I swear to God, every sodding stupid idiot comes out of the woodwork to ask me the world's stupidest questions.
Some examples:
1.) If someone doesn't work Christmas Eve, can you move the 24th, maybe make it Tuesday instead? Um, no. Sorry. The 24th has been scheduled for a Sunday all year. I don't have the power to move it just because you don't work sundays. Take it up with the big man upstairs. Or, if you prefer, the horned one below. I don't care which one but God Speed or Devil Speed or whatever.
2.) Do you think if Harry Potter was really Draco Malfoy, would he have been forced to let the Death Eaters into Hogwarts as well? Do you think if the Giant Squid was really Severus Snape, would he have been forced to put up with you duringwork Potions Class?
Moving right on into my rantypants post -
Why does SLL chose today of all days to play her radio so loud? Most days, I can put up with the music from when she was a child. Some of it has a good swinging beat and the 40s were an idyllic time, I get that. But here's the deal... I HAVE A FUCKING HEADACHE and hearing the same ten songs repeated all day does not help that situation.
In more fandom related news - I've written 20k since last week and have sent the majority to beta. I'm very excited for these projects though one won't be able to be posted for a very long time. I'm on a roll right now *grins*.
Wook's dumbarsed question of the day is about Horcruxes.
There are supposed to be seven parts of Voldemort's soul. According to the Wiki they are:
Puff's Cup
Diary
Locket
Ring
Voldemort
Nagini
What's the last? What do you think?
I don't want serious answers. Make it random. Make it cracky. Lay it on me.
I swear to God, every sodding stupid idiot comes out of the woodwork to ask me the world's stupidest questions.
Some examples:
1.) If someone doesn't work Christmas Eve, can you move the 24th, maybe make it Tuesday instead? Um, no. Sorry. The 24th has been scheduled for a Sunday all year. I don't have the power to move it just because you don't work sundays. Take it up with the big man upstairs. Or, if you prefer, the horned one below. I don't care which one but God Speed or Devil Speed or whatever.
2.) Do you think if Harry Potter was really Draco Malfoy, would he have been forced to let the Death Eaters into Hogwarts as well? Do you think if the Giant Squid was really Severus Snape, would he have been forced to put up with you during
Moving right on into my rantypants post -
Why does SLL chose today of all days to play her radio so loud? Most days, I can put up with the music from when she was a child. Some of it has a good swinging beat and the 40s were an idyllic time, I get that. But here's the deal... I HAVE A FUCKING HEADACHE and hearing the same ten songs repeated all day does not help that situation.
In more fandom related news - I've written 20k since last week and have sent the majority to beta. I'm very excited for these projects though one won't be able to be posted for a very long time. I'm on a roll right now *grins*.
Wook's dumbarsed question of the day is about Horcruxes.
There are supposed to be seven parts of Voldemort's soul. According to the Wiki they are:
Puff's Cup
Diary
Locket
Ring
Voldemort
Nagini
What's the last? What do you think?
I don't want serious answers. Make it random. Make it cracky. Lay it on me.
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Date: 2006-11-21 12:17 am (UTC)I <3 Stupid people, except when I have to deal with them.
The last horcrux is totally a pair of Lily Potter's lace panties, because ol' Voldie is a dirty perv.
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Date: 2006-11-21 12:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-21 12:28 am (UTC)"Y-yes my Lord?"
"Get me a pair of Lily Potter's lace knickers."
"L-l-lace knickers, my Lord? But why?"
"Wormtail... what have I told you about asking stupid questions? She'll be an important kill. I use important kills to make my horcruxes. I need something of hers so it can be a horcrux. GET ME LILY POTTER'S LACE KNICKERS!"
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Date: 2006-11-21 12:42 am (UTC)And you know how much I enjoyed the dumb questions. Roffleroffleroffle. :D
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Date: 2006-11-21 03:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-21 01:23 am (UTC)The question I want answered is - Harry and ROn hang together and so do Seamus and Dean, who does Neville hang out with? Same goes for The Slytherin's Draco/Crabbe/Goyle - Blaise in the train carriage, where's Nott?
Horcrux - Dumbledore's Lemon Drop's (little did Dumbledore know he was injesting the Horcrux all along *muhahaha*)
or maybe
Baby Harry's Pacifier or Regulus's photo's of he, Sirius and Remus getting it on(What? They were very special to Regulus, and Voldy wanted to perve on his two favourite Blacks)
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Date: 2006-11-21 04:00 pm (UTC)Neville hangs out with his two best pals EVAH... left and right hand.
Nott is too busy shagging his way through Slytherin to worry about who to hang with.
HOMG - Dumbledore is totally eating out Voldemort!!!! I KNEW IT!!!! DUMBLES/VOLDIE FTW!!!!
Dude, a Black sandwich with remus in it? jesus god, I'm melted.
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Date: 2006-11-21 01:43 am (UTC)***
My not-so-serious answer is the Bloody Baron's cock-ring.
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Date: 2006-11-21 04:01 pm (UTC)The not so serious... poor bloody baron... first he dies then his favourite cockring gets turned into a horcrux so he can't even really use it :( I weep for the sadness.
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Date: 2006-11-21 02:05 am (UTC)So when he gets rid of it, Draco doesn't have to feel so bad about being Gay.
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Date: 2006-11-21 02:10 am (UTC)The great snake Nagini. Dumbledore believed the final Horcrux was to be made from Harry Potter's murder, considering his importance as the "Chosen One" foretold by Sybill Trelawney's prophecy. Since that attempt failed, Dumbledore believed that the murder of Frank Bryce produced the last Horcrux, and that Nagini was the vessel, based on her behaviour and the control Voldemort exerts over her.[19] Dumbledore also states that Nagini "underlines the Slytherin connection".[20]
IT'S HIS PENIS! CREATED WHEN VOLDIE TRIED TO KILL HIM!
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Date: 2006-11-21 02:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-21 04:01 pm (UTC)Share.
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Date: 2006-11-21 05:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-21 04:59 am (UTC)Malfoy family heirloom. Last kept in the trap door under the drawing room floor at Malfoy Manor.
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Date: 2006-11-21 04:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-21 05:01 am (UTC)Hmmm, the seventh Horcrux - wish I had a clever answer, but alas I am much to tired!
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Date: 2006-11-21 04:04 pm (UTC)Workerbee: *hawks* Intelligence, get your intelligence here!
Idiot: I only have four pieces I can have left. Do I want to be able to fart really well or do I want intelligence? DECISIONS!!!!!
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Date: 2006-11-21 05:43 am (UTC):)
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Date: 2006-11-21 04:05 pm (UTC)You think Kreacher has his mum hidden in his little area as well?
*snirt*
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Date: 2006-11-22 12:46 am (UTC)I wouldn't be surprised... he's a creepy little bugger.
(Maybe it's the portrait of Sirius' mother, lol)
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