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Why is it when I have my Aunt Flo visiting, everyone's intelligence takes a trip for the worst?

I swear to God, every sodding stupid idiot comes out of the woodwork to ask me the world's stupidest questions.


Some examples:

1.) If someone doesn't work Christmas Eve, can you move the 24th, maybe make it Tuesday instead? Um, no. Sorry. The 24th has been scheduled for a Sunday all year. I don't have the power to move it just because you don't work sundays. Take it up with the big man upstairs. Or, if you prefer, the horned one below. I don't care which one but God Speed or Devil Speed or whatever.

2.) Do you think if Harry Potter was really Draco Malfoy, would he have been forced to let the Death Eaters into Hogwarts as well? Do you think if the Giant Squid was really Severus Snape, would he have been forced to put up with you during work Potions Class?

Moving right on into my rantypants post -

Why does SLL chose today of all days to play her radio so loud? Most days, I can put up with the music from when she was a child. Some of it has a good swinging beat and the 40s were an idyllic time, I get that. But here's the deal... I HAVE A FUCKING HEADACHE and hearing the same ten songs repeated all day does not help that situation.



In more fandom related news - I've written 20k since last week and have sent the majority to beta. I'm very excited for these projects though one won't be able to be posted for a very long time. I'm on a roll right now *grins*.


Wook's dumbarsed question of the day is about Horcruxes.

There are supposed to be seven parts of Voldemort's soul. According to the Wiki they are:

Puff's Cup
Diary
Locket
Ring
Voldemort
Nagini

What's the last? What do you think?

I don't want serious answers. Make it random. Make it cracky. Lay it on me.

Date: 2006-11-21 12:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unintendedmuse.livejournal.com
...BWHAHAHAHAHA!

I <3 Stupid people, except when I have to deal with them.

The last horcrux is totally a pair of Lily Potter's lace panties, because ol' Voldie is a dirty perv.

Date: 2006-11-21 12:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wook77.livejournal.com
You know that Voldie was wearing 'em when he made 'em into a Horcrux just for the tingle about his bits.

Date: 2006-11-21 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unintendedmuse.livejournal.com
"Wormtail!"

"Y-yes my Lord?"

"Get me a pair of Lily Potter's lace knickers."

"L-l-lace knickers, my Lord? But why?"

"Wormtail... what have I told you about asking stupid questions? She'll be an important kill. I use important kills to make my horcruxes. I need something of hers so it can be a horcrux. GET ME LILY POTTER'S LACE KNICKERS!"

Date: 2006-11-21 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ficlette.livejournal.com
Can't get past the image of Voldie prancing around in pink knickers out of my head long enough to form a comment. Tra la laaaaa.




And you know how much I enjoyed the dumb questions. Roffleroffleroffle. :D

Date: 2006-11-21 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wook77.livejournal.com
your icon!!!!! IT MATCHES!!!!

Date: 2006-11-21 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaeldub.livejournal.com
Snape is the Giant Squid OMG!!!!! I knew it.

The question I want answered is - Harry and ROn hang together and so do Seamus and Dean, who does Neville hang out with? Same goes for The Slytherin's Draco/Crabbe/Goyle - Blaise in the train carriage, where's Nott?

Horcrux - Dumbledore's Lemon Drop's (little did Dumbledore know he was injesting the Horcrux all along *muhahaha*)

or maybe

Baby Harry's Pacifier or Regulus's photo's of he, Sirius and Remus getting it on(What? They were very special to Regulus, and Voldy wanted to perve on his two favourite Blacks)

Date: 2006-11-21 04:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wook77.livejournal.com
I'm fixated on your seamus icon, mind if I gank? I have no idea where I'll put it but I want it bad.

Neville hangs out with his two best pals EVAH... left and right hand.

Nott is too busy shagging his way through Slytherin to worry about who to hang with.

HOMG - Dumbledore is totally eating out Voldemort!!!! I KNEW IT!!!! DUMBLES/VOLDIE FTW!!!!

Dude, a Black sandwich with remus in it? jesus god, I'm melted.

Date: 2006-11-21 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gail-b.livejournal.com
My serious answer is the ring that Dumbledore was wearing in HBP that was making his hand allwithered and nasty

***

My not-so-serious answer is the Bloody Baron's cock-ring.

Date: 2006-11-21 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wook77.livejournal.com
Do you think that ring was Gaunt's ring or is it another ring?

The not so serious... poor bloody baron... first he dies then his favourite cockring gets turned into a horcrux so he can't even really use it :( I weep for the sadness.

Date: 2006-11-21 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] masteroftrouble.livejournal.com
Harry's penis.

So when he gets rid of it, Draco doesn't have to feel so bad about being Gay.

Date: 2006-11-21 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] masteroftrouble.livejournal.com
OMG! EVIDENCE TO BACK THAT UP!

The great snake Nagini. Dumbledore believed the final Horcrux was to be made from Harry Potter's murder, considering his importance as the "Chosen One" foretold by Sybill Trelawney's prophecy. Since that attempt failed, Dumbledore believed that the murder of Frank Bryce produced the last Horcrux, and that Nagini was the vessel, based on her behaviour and the control Voldemort exerts over her.[19] Dumbledore also states that Nagini "underlines the Slytherin connection".[20]

IT'S HIS PENIS! CREATED WHEN VOLDIE TRIED TO KILL HIM!

Date: 2006-11-21 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] masteroftrouble.livejournal.com
Never mind that, once I read it again, it doesn't make sense.

Date: 2006-11-21 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wook77.livejournal.com
You, my friend, are on crack.


Share.

Date: 2006-11-21 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] masteroftrouble.livejournal.com
OMG. You had Deamus and then I refreshed to add in my icon (because I have an icon for every occassion!) and it changed!

Date: 2006-11-21 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fiona-fawkes.livejournal.com
*points to icon*

Malfoy family heirloom. Last kept in the trap door under the drawing room floor at Malfoy Manor.

Date: 2006-11-21 04:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wook77.livejournal.com
I KNEW IT! Those Malfoys are kinkeh bastards! I wonder if there are also films of them... I'd watch it although I'm also icked at the memory of Malfoycest. Oh, Lumos, I loved you so much and you ruined a kink of mine *weeps*

Date: 2006-11-21 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hambares.livejournal.com
I love idiots! The questions they get past their brain filter to ask are hilarious!

Hmmm, the seventh Horcrux - wish I had a clever answer, but alas I am much to tired!

Date: 2006-11-21 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wook77.livejournal.com
Do you think they have a brain filter or do you think they skipped that piece as they were going through the assembly line of what they wanted to have on Earth. Can't you see it?

Workerbee: *hawks* Intelligence, get your intelligence here!
Idiot: I only have four pieces I can have left. Do I want to be able to fart really well or do I want intelligence? DECISIONS!!!!!

Date: 2006-11-21 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tropical-rhythm.livejournal.com
Last one = the corpse of Kreacher's mother. Duh.

:)

Date: 2006-11-21 04:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wook77.livejournal.com
So the last horcrux is hanging on the wall of 12 Grimmauld Place? Harry's going to regret pulling those heads down if he does it... He might end up with a whithered something or other like Dumbles.

You think Kreacher has his mum hidden in his little area as well?

*snirt*

Date: 2006-11-22 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tropical-rhythm.livejournal.com
You think Kreacher has his mum hidden in his little area as well?

I wouldn't be surprised... he's a creepy little bugger.

(Maybe it's the portrait of Sirius' mother, lol)

Date: 2006-11-21 07:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silentauror.livejournal.com
The seventh Horcrux is obviously Lucius' dick. Duh. :P

Date: 2006-11-21 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wook77.livejournal.com
I wonder if it tingled when he made it? I mean, talk about bonding there... no wonder Lucius jumps when Voldie asks how high! His cock is making him do it!

Date: 2006-11-21 07:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wearethestars.livejournal.com
The last horcrux is MEEEEEEEEEEE

Date: 2006-11-21 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wook77.livejournal.com
You're my whorecrux!

Date: 2006-11-21 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wearethestars.livejournal.com
I'll be your whore any day...

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