This is my response to mayflo's dare to read porn on a voicepost. Be warned, I have a shitty voice, a tendency to giggle at words like "cunt" and "pussy", a tendency to interject reactions and more. Even more of a warning... this is HET! This is NOT Slash! This is POORLY WRITTEN HET PORN!
Final warning - I recorded this in my car on my cellphone so hopefully the quality is A-OK.
Posted friends only as I don't want this getting back to the original author of the story.
Ye, I listened to it at work but my coworkers don't speak English. The one that does is fairly awful at it so I really don't think she would have been able to understand a thing.
It was so funny. Awful, awful fic. I've read good het but that was just awful. Please email me the link.
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Date: 2005-12-15 03:28 pm (UTC)The best part of all were your interjections. You are brilliant event if the fic sucked and not in a life affirming way.
*laughs so hard her secretary comes to ask yet again was going on*
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Date: 2005-12-15 05:54 pm (UTC)The fic is worse than what i read. I actually skipped a bunch of it to get it to fit in the 5 minute timeframe.
I hope I cheered you up with this!
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Date: 2005-12-15 06:03 pm (UTC)It was so funny. Awful, awful fic. I've read good het but that was just awful. Please email me the link.