Voice Post

[wook77]

This is my response to mayflo's dare to read porn on a voicepost. Be warned, I have a shitty voice, a tendency to giggle at words like "cunt" and "pussy", a tendency to interject reactions and more. Even more of a warning... this is HET! This is NOT Slash! This is POORLY WRITTEN HET PORN!

Final warning - I recorded this in my car on my cellphone so hopefully the quality is A-OK.

Posted friends only as I don't want this getting back to the original author of the story.

Comments

[wook77.livejournal.com]

If people enjoy it enough... it may just be a weekly thing... I enjoyed reading it even if I giggled.

Yeah, where are the nice words for a woman's hoochie/hoo-hoo/vagina type thing? I have to admit, I kept wanting to stress the word cock when I was reading.

[annella.livejournal.com]

The one time I wrote het, I found myself overusing the words 'clit' and 'folds' cause really the other words are just nasty!

You should totally do it. I think a lot of people need the de-stressing laughter at this time of year. :D