an addendum
May. 9th, 2006 10:12 pmAn Addendum to my WTF list -
I just read a story that used the euphemism "Meat Stick" in all seriousness.
I was immediately kicked out of the sexy sultry BDSM mood and went straight to giggles (Did not pass Go, did not collect 200 dollars).
Anyone else have a word/phrase/saying that makes them go WTF?! and ruins the story?
I just read a story that used the euphemism "Meat Stick" in all seriousness.
I was immediately kicked out of the sexy sultry BDSM mood and went straight to giggles (Did not pass Go, did not collect 200 dollars).
Anyone else have a word/phrase/saying that makes them go WTF?! and ruins the story?
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Date: 2006-05-10 05:49 pm (UTC)God, there's just so many bad fics out there that people are reaching their annoyance point. This one was just *gag* worthy.
I'm with you on the "penthouse" thing as well. If they start raving about the size and color and texture of the penis, I just snorfle. I don't really need to know that he was a perfect 8 3/4 inches, pink all over but at the tip a raging purple and tasted like silk and bland penis. (also in the same fic)
Then again... I'm kind of curious to know what silk and bland penis tastes like.