an addendum

May. 9th, 2006 10:12 pm
wook77: (OMG WTF)
[personal profile] wook77
An Addendum to my WTF list -

I just read a story that used the euphemism "Meat Stick" in all seriousness.

I was immediately kicked out of the sexy sultry BDSM mood and went straight to giggles (Did not pass Go, did not collect 200 dollars).

Anyone else have a word/phrase/saying that makes them go WTF?! and ruins the story?

Date: 2006-05-10 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wook77.livejournal.com
Penis is a word that's always made me giggle. I think it's the five year old inside me. I hear penis or vagina or clitoris and I giggle.

God, there's just so many bad fics out there that people are reaching their annoyance point. This one was just *gag* worthy.

I'm with you on the "penthouse" thing as well. If they start raving about the size and color and texture of the penis, I just snorfle. I don't really need to know that he was a perfect 8 3/4 inches, pink all over but at the tip a raging purple and tasted like silk and bland penis. (also in the same fic)

Then again... I'm kind of curious to know what silk and bland penis tastes like.

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