an addendum

[wook77]

An Addendum to my WTF list -

I just read a story that used the euphemism "Meat Stick" in all seriousness.

I was immediately kicked out of the sexy sultry BDSM mood and went straight to giggles (Did not pass Go, did not collect 200 dollars).

Anyone else have a word/phrase/saying that makes them go WTF?! and ruins the story?

Comments

[wearethestars.livejournal.com]

And it wasn't for a challenge? In all honesty a lot of things make me click back faster than a bludger off a beater's bat.

That would do it.

I had to use "Trouser Snake" in a fic. *g*

[chaeldub.livejournal.com]

hehehe 'Trouser Snake'

Has flashback to Nagini and... oh my, I just can't go on, it was just to traumatic.

Psyche.

Twas totally Cracktastic in a non Cracky way.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

Nope... it was totally serious in the middle.

It went like this...

Bondage, forced blow job, I love sucking on his meatstick. I was like wtf? what's a meat stick? and then I went *facepalm* when I realized it.

Your trouser snake was awesome.