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[wook77]

I'S FREEE!!!!! SMEAGOL IS FREE!!!!!!

So, err, nothing to see here, ignore the crack. seriously, ignore it.

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[ficlette.livejournal.com]

Good little smeagol! Always helps!

[wook77.livejournal.com]

I really really wanted to do the happy smeagol dance where he throws himself all around and spins in a circle but, unfortunately, I'm at work.

Had I been home? SMEAGOL DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gardener-gamgee.livejournal.com]

Now if only Mr Frodo and myself could be free of Smeagol, we'd all be as happy as you yourself.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

But how would you make it to Mordor without him?

Oh and beware of the spider. She's a royal twat. Also - that Light of whoever? Doesn't really do jackshit. Just an FYI. Rely on the sword and you'll be fine.

[gardener-gamgee.livejournal.com]

We'd make it to Mordor just fine! Fact is we'd probably be better off without Stinker around. I don't trust him, and if my old Gaffer were here he'd have a bit to say about him as well.

And your language is a bit hard to follow. Not from Hobbiton, I'd wager. Gondor, then? Men there sure have a funny way of saying some things.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

Did you just call me a man?

[gardener-gamgee.livejournal.com]

Sorry! Not Men, then. But still, not a Hobbit. Only, you can't be an elf, can you? I've heard many tales of the elves, and I've heard nothing of them using funny words like that when they speak in the Common Tongue.

Are you a dwarf?

[wook77.livejournal.com]

Er, no, not a Hobbit although I do have hairy feet.

I'm human but I'm definitely not a man. I'm also far too tall to be a dwark *glares*

What I'm saying is, when Smeagol leads you down the darkpath... beware the spider and don't rely on the Light of Whoever that Frodo is carrying.

Also - don't trust Smeagol... he's a little bastard.

Finally - why do you always have all those pots and pans with you, even when Frodo is topless?

[gardener-gamgee.livejournal.com]

When is Mr Frodo without his shirt?

[wook77.livejournal.com]

After you rescue him somewhere in Mordor. You walk all over the place with him.

Not gotten there yet, then?

[gardener-gamgee.livejournal.com]

Only in my dreams of late.

We are walking all over the place. My legs are permanently aching with all of it.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

cockteasing bastard

Can't you just hop one of those eagles of Gandalf's?

[wearethestars.livejournal.com]

Where the heck are you?