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[wook77]

I'S FREEE!!!!! SMEAGOL IS FREE!!!!!!

So, err, nothing to see here, ignore the crack. seriously, ignore it.

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[wook77.livejournal.com]

Er, no, not a Hobbit although I do have hairy feet.

I'm human but I'm definitely not a man. I'm also far too tall to be a dwark *glares*

What I'm saying is, when Smeagol leads you down the darkpath... beware the spider and don't rely on the Light of Whoever that Frodo is carrying.

Also - don't trust Smeagol... he's a little bastard.

Finally - why do you always have all those pots and pans with you, even when Frodo is topless?

[gardener-gamgee.livejournal.com]

When is Mr Frodo without his shirt?

[wook77.livejournal.com]

After you rescue him somewhere in Mordor. You walk all over the place with him.

Not gotten there yet, then?

[gardener-gamgee.livejournal.com]

Only in my dreams of late.

We are walking all over the place. My legs are permanently aching with all of it.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

cockteasing bastard

Can't you just hop one of those eagles of Gandalf's?