Proof that I did something to piss off God

[wook77]

Dear Mother Nature,

Whatever I did to piss you off, I'm completely and totally sorry. I didn't mean it.

Love,
wook

Dear God,

I'm sorry for taking Your name in vain. I'll probably do it again but it doesn't lessen how sorry I am.

In addition, I promise to start going to church more regularly. Or is it that I actually stepped foot into a church on Saturday that you cast this blight down upon Arizona?

A sign for which one caused snow in Arizona and I'll do the opposite. Promise.

Love ya,
wook

Hell Arizona has frozen over. We're one big blanket of snow and ice. Below the cut is a picspam from last night and this morning. It took me two hours to get in to work because asshat morons down here see a snowflake coming down and freak the fuck out. Then, they closed every bridge. Then, the radio announces the bridges are open and yet, I sat staring at one that was CLOSED for half an hour. Thank God for ficlette keeping me sane in the car. I only said 'fuck' about ninety times during our phone call.

Actual conversation from this morning with my neighbor (we'll call him 'bob'):

wook: *scrapes ice off windshield using newly found ice scraper (I used a cd case the last ice we had)
bob: Whatcha doing?
wook: scraping ice off my windshield *thinks err, duh?*
bob: whatcha using?
wook: an ice scraper
bob: I've never seen one of those before
wook: *goggles*
bob: well, I've seen 'em hanging up in Pep Boys but never actually seen one being used. Does it work?
wook: um, yep, like a charm.
bob: wow, I'll have to go get me one.
wook: don't bother, you can borrow mine.
bob: how do I use it?
wook: nevermind, I'll do it for you. *scrapes bob's windshield*
bob: wow, that's handy.

My packrat tendencies have now been redeemed. Everyone LAUGHED when I saved this stupid thing. I boxed it up over 3 years ago and just found it last night. My timing is excellent.




It's started coming down.


More snow coming down.


My grill is fucked.


Arizona "slushyman"


my poor car


my sister thinks she's funny


she gets to park under a tree and thus doesn't get nearly as much snow


but she still had to take my mum's car into work cause hers wouldn't run this morning. *pwns*


snow


palm trees with snow


cactus with snow


more of the devil's white shit


more proof that god hates me


pretty mountains or they would be if I didn't live in ARIZONA AND HATE THE FUCKING SNOW

Comments

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

Wow. You know, I didn't grow up in a place that got snow, so it's always held a bit of fascination for me.

One year back in the 90s (when we lived in Tucson) it snowed on Easter Sunday. We'd had a party the night before and a handful of way-too-drunk-to-drive friends had crashed overnight, so the next morning we were all standing in the living room looking out the windows and thinking, "Are we still drunk?" It melted by the afternoon, but it was CRAZY to see snow in Arizona in APRIL.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

Growing up, we lived out in the country and our driveway was a quarter of a mile long so we used to have to plow that every snowfall. I hated when it was my turn to plow the driveway and shovel the walks.

My coworker was telling me about that! She said her kids thought she was crazy and/or drunk (*snirt*) to be claiming that so she had to send them photos of it.

We're supposed to get even more snow today, up to a half an inch. I'd rather go back to "normal" and get away from this stuff. *blech*