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[wook77]

Leave a list of fictional characters in your journal that you would love to get a message from. It is your friend-list's mission, should they choose to accept it, to write you an in-character "letter" from a character on that list. Then they post their own list in their journal and the process continues!

HP -

Draco Malfoy
Lucius Malfoy
Aberforth Dumbledore and his goat
Harry Potter
Neville Longbottom


Star Wars -

Luke Skywalker
Wedge Antilles (you will make my day with him, I promise)
Jabba the Hut
Han Solo
Tycho Celchu
Ki Adi Mundi (the only good part of the prequels thankyouverymuch)
Jar Jar Binks (and don't make fun of him... I actually kinda liked him)
Carth Onasi

Andromeda -

Tyr Anasazi
Seamus Harper

Jade Empire -

Sagacious Zu


err, right, I think that's enough of them for now. If you can think of one you think I'd like to hear from, feel free to leave it in a comment as well. Make my day by leaving a comment...please. I'm really needy right now *snirt*.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Allison,

(I notice you call yourself 'wook77'. What sort of name is that? You Muggles are so stupid. Really, it's a wonder you don't all accidentally trip and break your own necks trying to get out bed in the morning.)

Well anyway, I'm not writing to exchange pleasantries with you. On to the business at hand.

I have heard from certain reputable sources that you are the best in the world when it comes to gourmet pet treats. I am writing to inquire whether or not you would be able to provide me with a large number of biscuits suitable for a ferret to eat. You see, sometimes my boyfriend likes to transfigure me into a ferret and feed me snacks while I am curled up in his lap I own a pet ferret and enjoy feeding him the occasional snack, but I he does not enjoy the decidedly mediocre flavour and texture of commercially available biscuits.

Please send a sample of your wares to Godric's Hollow, care of Harry Potter my home in Wiltshire as soon as possible. We I My ferret looks forward to it.

Sincerely yours,
D. Malfoy

[wook77.livejournal.com]

Mr Malfoy,

I do happen to produce ferret treats as I have ferrets of my own. Please find enclosed a set of "ferret pancakes". They should meet your your ferret's needs. I also recommend getting another ferret for him to play with as ferrets like to have plenty of friends around.

Please note that your owl happens to like these pancakes as well. You might have a problem with him consuming them. Should you your ferret require more treats, please do not hesitate to either owl or email me. I find owl delivery to be much more responsible than Muggle Post.

Regarding your "getting out of bed" comment - I do find it amazing that I can get out of bed every morning without breaking my neck. Perhaps it's because my mattress is on the floor instead of a bedstand?

Sincerely,
wook

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Allison,

Please excuse Draco for being such a prat and don't worry, I'll take care of that part of him. He'll like that, even if he'll pretend he doesn't. He used to pretend to hate me too, but see where that got us.

Draco The ferret liked the pancakes a lot and I'm sure we will be ordering more of them soon.

Yours truly,
Harry Potter

[wook77.livejournal.com]

Dear Harry,

I'm glad that Draco the ferret enjoyed the pancakes. Please do feel free to drop me a line whenever Draco the ferret requires more. If you would like, I normally don't offer this, but I could send you the recipe.

I don't mind Draco's prat-i-ness. It's part of his charm, I'm sure.

Sincerely,
wook

[chaeldub.livejournal.com]

Encryption Code: Red Leader.

Wook77.
Wook77, come in.
This is General Antilles.

My daughter, Syal, tells me that you are an exceptional pilot. As you would know, Rogue Squadron is always on the look out for the 'exceptional'. Having never met you myself, I hope, that from your call sign your not as big as a Wookie. Wookie's do not fit into X-Wing's, it's all the fur, it get's caught in the flight suit and well you can imagine what it's like trying to get them out.

If you have any questions please address them to Colonel Darklighter, or if I can be of any help feel free to contact me. I'll be off-world for most of the month, a confrence on inter-species training for the new fighter we're working on. Can't say to much here.

Hope to see you flying the RED soon.

General. Wedge Antilles

[wook77.livejournal.com]

(first - ooc - SQUEEEEEEE)

Encription Code: Applicant

General Antilles.

This is Allison - callsign wook77.
Please respond.

I am interested in joining Rogue Squadron. Please find attached my credentials and experience. As you can see, I'm from Tatooine, somewhat near Colonel Darklighter, as luck would have it. The galaxy truly is a small place.

Regarding my callsign, I am not a wookiee. The nickname came from the growl of dismay I emit when I get upset. I was told I sounded quite a bit like a wookiee by my academy friends and the name has stuck since.

I appreciate the opportunity and look forward to your response. I also look forward to possible implementation of new starfighters. Adaptability is one of my strengths.

Lieutenant Allison "wook77"

[irrevokable.livejournal.com]

HAI THERE!!1

DO YOU LIEK PLANTS?!?!

- Neville

[wook77.livejournal.com]

Neville,

What a nice surprise to hear from you! Why yes, I do like plants, as long as someone takes care of them for me. I'm afraid that I'm not very good at the maintenence.

wook77

[(Anonymous)]

My dearest Wook,

I realize this may be terribly forward of me, but I've been perusing your journal and find that you are too beautiful for words. Even though you are a little taller than I prefer my beasts special friends, all of that luxurious brown fur and atractive bandolier really do it for me.

Say you'll meet me? I await your answer on pins and...

shite. have to go. the goat's getting suspi

A. Dumbledore, the living

[wook77.livejournal.com]

To Mr. A. Dumbledore, the living -

I'm not quite sure what you take me for. I am well aware of your attachment to your goat. I find it intriguing fascinating erotic queer for a human such as yourself to be so attached to a cross species. However, I find that I am much more similar to a human than a goat would be.

meet me behind your pub on Tuesday and don't bring the goat I thank you for your interest.

Wook the Wookiee

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Miss Wook,

The goat and I have a bond that one could not break with a thousand swords, and you could not track it, not with a thousand bloodhounds. You could however, prosecute in several states with a thousand different laywers.

More human than plushy furry, you say? Alas, my love for your mind will overcome your unfortunate lack of fur. I'm so there. I'm sure I can tie her to the radiator for a while.

Sincerely yours,

A. Dumbledore, the living

[wook77.livejournal.com]

To Mr. A. Dumbledore, the living -

It is nice to have a bond with an animal, yes? even if it's punishable by law in quite a few countries

Yes, unfortunately, I am quite human, although I have been known to avoid shaving - resulting in quite a bit of fur on my body.

I'm quite ecstatic that you are intrigued by my mind as it is my best feature.

Tie her to the radiator? kinky!

Yours,

Wook