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Leave a list of fictional characters in your journal that you would love to get a message from. It is your friend-list's mission, should they choose to accept it, to write you an in-character "letter" from a character on that list. Then they post their own list in their journal and the process continues!

HP -

Draco Malfoy
Lucius Malfoy
Aberforth Dumbledore and his goat
Harry Potter
Neville Longbottom


Star Wars -

Luke Skywalker
Wedge Antilles (you will make my day with him, I promise)
Jabba the Hut
Han Solo
Tycho Celchu
Ki Adi Mundi (the only good part of the prequels thankyouverymuch)
Jar Jar Binks (and don't make fun of him... I actually kinda liked him)
Carth Onasi

Andromeda -

Tyr Anasazi
Seamus Harper

Jade Empire -

Sagacious Zu


err, right, I think that's enough of them for now. If you can think of one you think I'd like to hear from, feel free to leave it in a comment as well. Make my day by leaving a comment...please. I'm really needy right now *snirt*.

Date: 2006-01-26 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Dear Allison,

(I notice you call yourself 'wook77'. What sort of name is that? You Muggles are so stupid. Really, it's a wonder you don't all accidentally trip and break your own necks trying to get out bed in the morning.)

Well anyway, I'm not writing to exchange pleasantries with you. On to the business at hand.

I have heard from certain reputable sources that you are the best in the world when it comes to gourmet pet treats. I am writing to inquire whether or not you would be able to provide me with a large number of biscuits suitable for a ferret to eat. You see, sometimes my boyfriend likes to transfigure me into a ferret and feed me snacks while I am curled up in his lap I own a pet ferret and enjoy feeding him the occasional snack, but I he does not enjoy the decidedly mediocre flavour and texture of commercially available biscuits.

Please send a sample of your wares to Godric's Hollow, care of Harry Potter my home in Wiltshire as soon as possible. We I My ferret looks forward to it.

Sincerely yours,
D. Malfoy

Date: 2006-01-26 11:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wook77.livejournal.com
Mr Malfoy,

I do happen to produce ferret treats as I have ferrets of my own. Please find enclosed a set of "ferret pancakes". They should meet your your ferret's needs. I also recommend getting another ferret for him to play with as ferrets like to have plenty of friends around.

Please note that your owl happens to like these pancakes as well. You might have a problem with him consuming them. Should you your ferret require more treats, please do not hesitate to either owl or email me. I find owl delivery to be much more responsible than Muggle Post.

Regarding your "getting out of bed" comment - I do find it amazing that I can get out of bed every morning without breaking my neck. Perhaps it's because my mattress is on the floor instead of a bedstand?

Sincerely,
wook

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