Voice Post

[wook77]

This is my response to mayflo's dare to read porn on a voicepost. Be warned, I have a shitty voice, a tendency to giggle at words like "cunt" and "pussy", a tendency to interject reactions and more. Even more of a warning... this is HET! This is NOT Slash! This is POORLY WRITTEN HET PORN!

Final warning - I recorded this in my car on my cellphone so hopefully the quality is A-OK.

Posted friends only as I don't want this getting back to the original author of the story.

Comments

[wearethestars.livejournal.com]

OMG... you ROCK!!!!!!!!!!

"Charlie, fuck me..." Your Hermione voice is great....

"man she needs to get that checked" ROTFLMAO....

YES!!!!!!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG... so worth the drive home.

THANK YOU!!!! and Thank you mayflo

[wook77.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you enjoyed it! (did it cheer you up?)

The original story is on smutty_claus. I think you'll be able to find it from there. There are more parts I skipped over that are just as horrendous.

I'm glad you liked my interjections.

[wearethestars.livejournal.com]

OMG... that's on smutty_claus??? Oh, dear.

It did cheer me up. I laughed so loud my dog barked at me.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

I was just talking down below with smutella that this may become a weekly thing. I'll have to search out horribly written pr0n and then read it for you all... it sounds pretty entertaining and it doesn't involve singing.

[mayflo.livejournal.com]

*tee hee* I'm an ebil enabler (and enjoying every bit of it) :9

[wearethestars.livejournal.com]

Wail until she does mine. :)