an addendum

[wook77]

An Addendum to my WTF list -

I just read a story that used the euphemism "Meat Stick" in all seriousness.

I was immediately kicked out of the sexy sultry BDSM mood and went straight to giggles (Did not pass Go, did not collect 200 dollars).

Anyone else have a word/phrase/saying that makes them go WTF?! and ruins the story?

Comments

[sugareey.livejournal.com]

I think I want to throw away my fried rice now. Except I really am hungry and it's really good but that word alone just ruined my appetite. I'm sorry but meat stick just doesn't work. I mean...I just use man juice for crack fics but that's it besides come. But anything else is not cool.

Cum really does bother me. I have no idea why but it makes my jaw twitch with aggravation. Basically refering to male anatomy as some type of food with seriousness sounds gross. Or disturbing...I'm not sure which unless you are making pure crack for the fun of it.