(no subject)

[wook77]

Had nightmares last night about merry_smutmas.

The nightmare was that the person who lucked out or luck ran out and got my request wrote me Snupin. I know that I have Snupin lovers on my flist but for me? It's the Snape!squick thing, sorry but there it is.

Unless Snape is getting schtupped in angry!sex by Regulus, I don't want to think about him with a working willy. I like him as a greasy-haired asexual jerk.

Anyway, I kept waking up with shakes and freaking out about it. Silly and stupid but in the middle of the night, dom!Snape with a working willy is freaky, especially as, at one point, there were about 50 fanon cliches and one of the lines was, "you'd better like this, [wook]". Snape leered at me!

Comments

[mayflo.livejournal.com]

*snicker giggle* I can't contain my giggles. I'm sorry!

But willy and Snape just make a weird mismatching imagery in my head that... XD

Unless Snape is getting schtupped in angry!sex by Regulus
OMG!!! Me wants! Have you written Regulus?? omg, I want Reg fics!!

[wook77.livejournal.com]

I've written two Regulus pieces.

Just a Rat (http://wook77.livejournal.com/75277.html) which is Barty/Regulus.
The Root of Sin (http://wook77.livejournal.com/72735.html) which is Regulus/Severus (including angry schtupping).

It made me chuckle because I don't actually hate Snupin... I just don't read it. If I got it, I wouldn't be all ZOMGEWWWWW like I would be with some other pairings (Filch/Hagrid, for example). I'd just be disappointed.

[midnitemaraud-r.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha! I feel the same way about Snupin!! Can't stomach it - at all. And generally Snape/sex in general makes me twitchy (though I also allow for Lucius, and the occasional Sirius or James hatesex. And I've read two Snape/Lockharts which were really fun!)

But I have found myself reccing TWO Snarry fics from Smutmas so far. TWO! AND a Snape/Scrimgeour-Snape/Shacklebolt fic, too! I feel like I need to take a really long shower and scrub myself with lye! *g*

[wook77.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad I'm not alone on the Snape and sex thing. OOoooo, sirius or james hate sex might be worth it... I'll have to go searching.

I think you should scrub yourself hard twice... once for each snarry. *winks*

Actually, I popped over to the snarry olympics for the art and found some of that really cool so I shouldn't mock (*mocks anyway*)

May I just say that I still, to this day, love your name on there about the cock-tailing... gah, that makes me laugh every time.

[enchanted-jae.livejournal.com]

Muahahahahahahahaha!

Sorry, but this is one of the funniest things I've read all day!