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Random "Hopefully This Only Happens In A Shelter" Story -

I was just up in our Receiving Lobby (where we check in and, err, "receive" animals) and a guy was turning in two beautiful purebred Aussie Shepards.

The one puts his nose up my calf-length skirt so I pull it out and say "not on the first date" cause, err, it makes people laugh and relieves a bit of tension.

Instead of laughing... the guy goes (really seriously), "You might want to reconsider, have you seen his papers?"

Um, ew? I was tempted to say something along the lines of, you haven't seen the list of my squicks for porn exchanges, have you? Bestiality is one of 'em, bub.

But I didn't. Instead, I said, "thanks but he's not my type".

Date: 2006-10-02 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wook77.livejournal.com
The guy actually turned in the papers WITH the dogs.

He supposedly had no money to care for them when he was driving a flashy car and had a wad of cash to pay for the fees.

We get people like that all the time. There was the lady that turned in her cat because it no longer matched her furniture and she'd like a black one, plzkthx. There was the person that got rid of my dog for "licking" all the time when he grooms himself.

There are loads of shitty people that we get to see all the time, hence why I don't work in the receiving lobby.

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