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[wook77]

Random "Hopefully This Only Happens In A Shelter" Story -

I was just up in our Receiving Lobby (where we check in and, err, "receive" animals) and a guy was turning in two beautiful purebred Aussie Shepards.

The one puts his nose up my calf-length skirt so I pull it out and say "not on the first date" cause, err, it makes people laugh and relieves a bit of tension.

Instead of laughing... the guy goes (really seriously), "You might want to reconsider, have you seen his papers?"

Um, ew? I was tempted to say something along the lines of, you haven't seen the list of my squicks for porn exchanges, have you? Bestiality is one of 'em, bub.

But I didn't. Instead, I said, "thanks but he's not my type".

Comments

[anunseengenius.livejournal.com]

Um, ew. Really, really EW.

Have to add that I love your icon. :D

[wook77.livejournal.com]

Thanks and err, yeah, totally icky.

I would have chuckled or something if he'd even sounded remotely kidding. But he was kinda creepy looking and sounded completely serious.

Also - Happy trees are love, thanks!

[lurkitty.livejournal.com]

You get a medal for grace under fire ;-)

[wook77.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I guess the guy thought he was being funny but he was just slimy and gross and so not funny.

[wendy.livejournal.com]

*blinkblink*

[wook77.livejournal.com]

yeah, just about my reaction for a mo' there.

[irrevokable.livejournal.com]

Omg what a weirdo.

And icon! I love it!!

[wook77.livejournal.com]

He's a creep that turned in his beautiful dogs because he had no money to care for him when he was driving a flashy bmw with all this chrome and customised shit on it.

In other words, he's an asshat, a creepy icky asshat.

happy trees are love.

[hambares.livejournal.com]

I have to ask...if teh guy has seen the dogs' papers, why the $%%^^ is he getting rid of his dogs? Sorry, I use to work in the pet industry and still can't understand stupid owners.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

The guy actually turned in the papers WITH the dogs.

He supposedly had no money to care for them when he was driving a flashy car and had a wad of cash to pay for the fees.

We get people like that all the time. There was the lady that turned in her cat because it no longer matched her furniture and she'd like a black one, plzkthx. There was the person that got rid of my dog for "licking" all the time when he grooms himself.

There are loads of shitty people that we get to see all the time, hence why I don't work in the receiving lobby.

[silentauror.livejournal.com]

Whoo, nicely played! :D

[wook77.livejournal.com]

Thanks muchly. I'm good with the comebacks to the strangers... to the fam? not so much.

[enchanted-jae.livejournal.com]

That is comical and creepy, all at once. I'll settle for laughing at the first part, and ignore what Mr Creepy said!

[wook77.livejournal.com]

Yeah, if he hadn't been so slimy, I wouldn't have been so creeped by it but he really was icky.

[incapricious.livejournal.com]

Um, ew? Yeah, that's my reaction exactly. People are so ... interesting.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

Interesting is a very good word for him. Slimy and sickening is another pair.