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[wook77]

I had every intention of writing today. I woke up, did my stuff for the rpg_prophet early just to start writing and then opened up word. But then I thought, "self? you haven't checked fandom wank in awhile... why not just pop over and see if you've missed any wanks..."

Thus, I have spent 4 hours looking at penis tattoos, horse fuckers and crazy assholes.

No really. Remember the horse fucker from awhile back? (Coincidentally... the last time this came up - I was dogsitting for the same frikken people. I'm worried that the next time I come here to dogsit, it's only going to come up again.) Well, there are now Tattoos and, more disgustingly importantly - PHOTOS OF THE HAPPY COUPLE. Um, omg, he and the and then there's the... and JESUS GOD WHY??????

Somehow, fandom wank's post then goes on about penis tattoos... like This GUY. Can you imagine him raising his arm and you just seeing giant penis? Um, yeah, not sexy. This one would make all excitement disappear. Seriously... I couldn't stop making fun of it during sex and then Puff would wilt, wouldn't it? I think I've read a fanfic with this one. This one is just gross.

All links provided by the peeps at fandom wank and are not my own finds.

I, um, yeah. I think it's worse now that I know what horsefucker looks like.

Right, back to notporn and gen. If I can purge these photos from my memory. Anyone have a scalpel handy?

Comments

[kaalee.livejournal.com]

I love you more than cheese, but I think I'm not going to click any of those links. ♥ I like my brain scary picture free, I think. :)

[irrevokable.livejournal.com]

Holy mother of god. I... Oh god, there is now a face to the Horsefucker and he is certainly no DanRad.

[froggie.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! Horsefucker! XD I wanted to do something trollish, like comment in his journal saying, "At least your horse is short, so you don't have to stand on a crate!" but I decided that it's cruel enough that he fucks horses in the first place.

I cannot stop laughing at puff the magic penis.

[flamewarrior.livejournal.com]

OMG that 'Puff the Magic Dragon' tattoo.... o.O

[football-girl.livejournal.com]

No scalpel, but if you find one, please let me borrow it. That is just.. Just... GAH!!! I had no idea that shit was even out there...

And those tattoos are really really disturbing. Especially the dragon one. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry..