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[wook77]

My friend, H, had her 32nd birthday on Saturday. So, I went out last night for it and was probably one of three sober people there.

I met her friend, A, and the three of us hit it off with these three pretty hot hockey players (yes, they play my favorite sport in the entire world, I was instantly in love). A bit of background, H has a few stages of drunkenness.

First is "Petting". She will literally pet people like they're dogs. She'll rub up and down their chests and stuff. Mainly, this happens to guys. Then there's her "biting" stage.

Last night, I'm flirting and talking to this really hot guy who's way sexy. He's my age, has a really interesting career and, duh, he plays hockey. He's also really smart and we have a ton in common. H gets jealous of the conversation and randomly swoops in and bites this guy. Four times. It was like watching a snake attack a rat. She just seriously went BAMBAMBAMBAM! Ugh, I was so embarrassed. The guy was warned for it but ARGH, did she have to do it as we were getting ready to exchange phone numbers? Srsly?

Turns out she was jealous even though she was macking on hot guy's roommate. She was jealous as it was her birthday and I was taking the attention away from her. I even dressed like a hobo for her as, last year, I dressed nicely and received more attention than her and she got mad at me for it.

Yes, I know she has self-esteem issues. I realise this, honest. I also don't normally cater to it except at her birthday as it is her birthday and it's her day to shine.

So, continuing along, I got pissed and then I got pissed more and then finally I lost my temper. I basically marooned her at the bar with the cab fare and left. When she called to tell me she got home ok, she apologised for being a twunt and I missed her call as I was trying desperately to get a few hours of sleep.

I had an open house today. It didn't go well. My realtor is an idiot. When she listed our open house in the newspaper, she neglected to put any sort of location information in the ad. So, basically, the house sounded lovely but no one knew where it was at.

We did have three very nice groups of people come through. One couple seemed very serious about it as they were asking loads of questions and wanted to know about the elementary school with the shitty drivers and the various remodels and such. Turns out they're having a baby in a few months and don't want to deal with the hassles of having to remodel a house.

I ended up with about 4 hours of sleep and am now exhausted off my ass. I didn't get to run out and buy my boss's going away present so I will have to fake a doctor's appointment tomorrow to go do that during the day. I will also have to pick up H's present as we're going to dinner and stuff on Wednesday. I agreed to it before the disaster that was last night.

Meh, I'll call H tomorrow and fix that whole thing.

Basically, I've had the weekend from hell but that's ok as I've learned loads and even got some writing done.

Comments

[melusinahp.livejournal.com]

I have huge problems dealing with women who act like your friend. Ugh. I hope you are able to work it out with her, if that is what you want to do.

[yodels.livejournal.com]

Yes, but did you ever get the hot guy's phone number????

Bummer it was such a bummer of a weekend.

[kaalee.livejournal.com]

Um, where did she bite him?

Also, I'm so sorry. That is hard, and I know what it's like to have a friend with whom you have to sort of... back off from related to drinking.

So, you didn't get his phone number, then?

I'd pet you, but I'm not drunk. I'll just flash Dean's boxers at you instead.