Proof that I did something to piss off God

[wook77]

Dear Mother Nature,

Whatever I did to piss you off, I'm completely and totally sorry. I didn't mean it.

Love,
wook

Dear God,

I'm sorry for taking Your name in vain. I'll probably do it again but it doesn't lessen how sorry I am.

In addition, I promise to start going to church more regularly. Or is it that I actually stepped foot into a church on Saturday that you cast this blight down upon Arizona?

A sign for which one caused snow in Arizona and I'll do the opposite. Promise.

Love ya,
wook

Hell Arizona has frozen over. We're one big blanket of snow and ice. Below the cut is a picspam from last night and this morning. It took me two hours to get in to work because asshat morons down here see a snowflake coming down and freak the fuck out. Then, they closed every bridge. Then, the radio announces the bridges are open and yet, I sat staring at one that was CLOSED for half an hour. Thank God for ficlette keeping me sane in the car. I only said 'fuck' about ninety times during our phone call.

Actual conversation from this morning with my neighbor (we'll call him 'bob'):

wook: *scrapes ice off windshield using newly found ice scraper (I used a cd case the last ice we had)
bob: Whatcha doing?
wook: scraping ice off my windshield *thinks err, duh?*
bob: whatcha using?
wook: an ice scraper
bob: I've never seen one of those before
wook: *goggles*
bob: well, I've seen 'em hanging up in Pep Boys but never actually seen one being used. Does it work?
wook: um, yep, like a charm.
bob: wow, I'll have to go get me one.
wook: don't bother, you can borrow mine.
bob: how do I use it?
wook: nevermind, I'll do it for you. *scrapes bob's windshield*
bob: wow, that's handy.

My packrat tendencies have now been redeemed. Everyone LAUGHED when I saved this stupid thing. I boxed it up over 3 years ago and just found it last night. My timing is excellent.




It's started coming down.


More snow coming down.


My grill is fucked.


Arizona "slushyman"


my poor car


my sister thinks she's funny


she gets to park under a tree and thus doesn't get nearly as much snow


but she still had to take my mum's car into work cause hers wouldn't run this morning. *pwns*


snow


palm trees with snow


cactus with snow


more of the devil's white shit


more proof that god hates me


pretty mountains or they would be if I didn't live in ARIZONA AND HATE THE FUCKING SNOW

Comments

[midnitemaraud-r.livejournal.com]

Wow! That's more than we've gotten here all year - though Saturday night - or maybe it was Friday? - we got a dusting that covered the cars in the parking lot. It was gone by morning. They're saying snow tonight, but we'll see.

Still, at least it looks pretty! The mountains in particular. Really - that IS pretty. Though palm trees and snow is very very weird.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they're calling for snow tonight here as well... ick.

It is pretty, actually. It's all misty and stuff right now, too but still, I'm here for the warmth, not the snow. I don't mind looking at it but I hate having to live in it.

The palm trees are freaky liekwhoa. It's all the palm trees, too and we have LOADS of palm trees so it's everywhere.

[midnitemaraud-r.livejournal.com]

*has visions of palm trees shivering in winter coats*

Just think - 50 years from now, you can sit at the bar and nurse your Guinness and tell all the young whippersnappers tales of Hot Gay Porn the Great Arizona Snow of '07. :-P

[wook77.livejournal.com]

Snirt, especially as "the great arizona snow" is 1/4 inch.

Yeah, we're all shivering, I'm even in boots and socks and my feet are STILL cold.