I am sort of angry in this post...

[wook77]

So my problem employee left which is awesome. The best part, though, is she left me with much lulz had. She gave me a card, stating "I'm sorry that you thought I was a bad employee and did not reach your performance requirements. You are really unhappy and I know that you have a hole in your heart and I think that Jesus can fill it. Please visit [list of churches and websites] to help you fill the hole in your heart that you're suffering from." So, lol. Those two sentences were RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER OMG LOL. Obviously, the only reason that she didn't reach my crazy high performance requirements of "let me know where you're at on a project" and "cut checks in a timely manner" was cause I didn't have Jesus filling a hole in my heart.

I bit the bullet and signed up on match.com. I'm certain it will be as lolarious as okcupid for crazy people telling me that they want me to be their sexual slave and service both of the married couple and carry their children. (Yes, I've gotten multiple emails similar to that) Plus, I can only hope that match.com sends me old men in nylon granny panties posing all luridly. (why yes, I've gotten that, too)

I'm writing something that will feature the disclaimer of "I am not responsible for the google image search results should you choose to google the apparatus used in this fic".

I'm rather addicted to this song (link goes to youtube). It was featured on Sons of Anarchy and I love it.

My ac_bigbang fic was submitted, only a day late, and I've got three awesome pieces of artwork for it. The mod was amazingly laidback and full of helpful communication about deadlines and such. the biowarebang mod did the same and I really enjoyed participating in both of those fests. I like laidback mods who keep in communication with people. I guess I'm kooky that way. You can find the fic here.

It's really really hard not to judge Republicans by the Tea Party asshats lately. Like, seriously, people? Rick Perry kills a shitload of people and you cheer? He's not only put an innocent man to death based on faulty science but he then fired the investigators and you think that's a reason to cheer? And THEN to cheer about killing someone without insurance cause they're in a coma? Really? You'd kill him? So then you supported Terri Schiavo's husband in his quest to end Terri Schiavo's life, right? You totally supported him on ending a coma patient's life and didn't side with the parents, then, right? UGH. Hypocritical assholes cheering for bullshit things. Awful Christian of them, isn't it?

Until the fandom wank post, I had no idea that Michael Fassbender suffered from domestic violence-itus. I feel sort of gross for finding him attractive, now. Dammit.

Final note - people. Seriously. STOP WITH THE INCREASING YOUR RATING DUE TO "mild homosexuality". That suddenly put a fic to "Teen" to "Mature"?! Oh fuck you. I'm not reading your fic just because of your asshattery. Which pisses me off as it sounded mildly interesting and it's in a fandom that barely ever gets fic.

Comments

[dizilla.livejournal.com]

Wow on your problem employee, just wow lol. I wonder if she made the card herself or if it's premade hahaha.

My friend has had some good luck with match.com, better than ok where he was getting flakes and druggies.. I seem to attrack at ok illiterate people (despite one of the first things in my profile stating I want literate lol). I wish ya luck though!

Interesting song! Dad watches SoA, and I've seen about half a season since he kinda got me sucked into it a bit lol. Intense show. Actually, I have a major k/m bunny from one of the sub plots there. And woo for getting awesome art! Gonna go read in a bit, can't wait to see the added scenes. =D

No comment on the Reps cause yeah... Hypocritical and making us as a country look horrible.

Oh man, yeah I'm seeing more and more of that or warnings to m/m sex... They don't seem to understand that you don't need any warnings of that especially when posting to a fucking slash comm! Warn for sex in general? Sure but I'd think the nc-17 rating would give that away. But yeah when it's just homosexual relationships but nothing goes on... *shakes head*

[wook77.livejournal.com]

It was handwritten with plenty of urls handwritten in there for a bunch of bigoted churches in the area. So no thanks. Your church would HATE me cause of that whole "liking to kiss girls" thing.

I'm hopeful but IDK, I've sort of given up. I just get weirdos and crazies. Or people in other states that want me to move there just so we can see if a relationship would work. One guy wanted me to go to India to have a date with him. No thanks.

The artwork is awesome and I'd love to hear your feedback on what I added. I cannot tell you enough how much I appreciated your notes. You really pinpointed where the weaknesses were and what I needed to do to make it a better fic. I hope I lived up to teh awesome notes.

Yeah, with you on that one. I'm so embarrassed to be American when I get asked about the tea party.

It's so fucking annoying. Like - I get that this latest one was posted to a multi-ship comm but, dude, list the pairing (which they didn't do) and people can infer, from that, that the main relationship is slash. Don't fucking increase the rating because they might talk in a flirtatious manner. I fucking hate that so much. SO MUCH HATE OMG

[sangueuk.livejournal.com]

I've just been catching up on your posts. I don't always comment, bb - sorry, but I've really enjoyed the adventures in hiring!

[wook77.livejournal.com]

It's all good! I know you've been busy <3

Thankfully, the new person started today so I get to teach her the job and I'll stop being quite so stressed out.

[stackcats.livejournal.com]

Your employee sounds completely lolarious.

I especially hate "Warning: slash". Seriously, blargh.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

She really was. Oh man, she was amazingly speshul.

Yeah. Dude. I get that it was in a comm with het and slash pairings but isn't that the pairing line is for? If I see that it's Male Name/Male Name, I should be smart enough to know that it's slash. And then to add insult to injury and increase from "Gen" to "Teen/Mature" because there is slash in it but absolutely no kissing or anything else? Jesus Mary and Joseph.

[ozma-katiebell.livejournal.com]

What a passive-aggressive little twit. If having Jesus in your heart makes you unable to accept valid criticism....no, thanks, I'm all for personal responsibility.

Any apology that begins with "I'm sorry YOU," is bullshit.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

Inorite? She obviously has a shield of Jesus that protects her and keeps her so speshul. I had no idea those existed but they must.

The worst part is that everyone thought she was just such a sweet person that I was a monster for writing her up when we almost had our health insurance cancelled. Dude. If I wasn't friends with our rep, we would've LOST OUR HEALTH INSURANCE CAUSE SHE'S AN IDIOT! But that's no big deal cause she bakes every once in a while or something.

And yeah - the heidipology was well done, wasn't it?

[katmarajade.livejournal.com]

Wow... problem employee might possibly have a problem with repetitive redundancy? ;-) Ugh, I get tracted at work all the time (they leave cards or those ridiculous shiny come to the Lord pamphlet tracts or handmade bible verse cards) Apparently, I look like a heathen. It pisses me off actually. I consider myself a Christian and I can't stand getting preached to like that. It's worse when they're too chicken to say anything so they just leave a pamphlet telling me to repent. Door to door missionaries and stuff are a little kooky, but at least they've got the balls to do their thing face to face and deal with whatever reaction they get. Grrrr...

Good luck with match.com! I've heard some good things from people. There will always be crazies, but hopefully some good ones too! *sends out good wishes*

*headdesk* Tea Party ... there are no words. Just inhuman garbling. And that they're what comes to mind when people think Christian these days, just ugh. If Jesus showed up today he'd totally be "WTF are you wackos doing in my name? STFU right now and go figure out what that huge neon Love Your Neighbor sign of a mandate that I left you meant. Hint: love people. Yeah, that was the deep hidden meaning."

Ugh, those warnings piss me off muchly too. Usually keeps me from clicking too, which is annoying when the story looks good otherwise! I wish people understood the importance of what goes on a header and what will make a reader click/not click.

Also HI! *hugs* It's always so lovely to see you around! :D

[wook77.livejournal.com]

LOL Yeah. She was speshul, all right. Keep your religion out of my life and I'll keep my religion out of yours. I love that the churches she linked to are really bigoted churches, too. So not only is she telling me that I need Jesus but that Jesus hates me because I like to kiss girls, too, and, of course, that means that I should burn in the eternal flames of damnation.

Yeah, I just don't get people who hate other people like that but then crow to themselves about how awesomely Christian they are cause they go to church on Sundays.

<3 It's good to see you around too! I Still have a package that I've been too failtastic to mail to you!

[enchanted-jae.livejournal.com]

Maybe my boss needs Jesus in her life...

*muses*

*giggles*

The best part is, this person wants to equate HER poor performance with YOUR perceived lack of religion.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

LOLOL Of course she does. That clearly helps out. Jesus heals all wounds, including managerial ones.

Yeah - it's obviously my lack of Jesus that made her not cut a check for our health insurance. I mean, duh. She was too busy talking to Jesus about how I have a hole in my heart to cut the check.