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Why is it when I have my Aunt Flo visiting, everyone's intelligence takes a trip for the worst?

I swear to God, every sodding stupid idiot comes out of the woodwork to ask me the world's stupidest questions.


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In more fandom related news - I've written 20k since last week and have sent the majority to beta. I'm very excited for these projects though one won't be able to be posted for a very long time. I'm on a roll right now *grins*.


Wook's dumbarsed question of the day is about Horcruxes.

There are supposed to be seven parts of Voldemort's soul. According to the Wiki they are:

Puff's Cup
Diary
Locket
Ring
Voldemort
Nagini

What's the last? What do you think?

I don't want serious answers. Make it random. Make it cracky. Lay it on me.