Five Things - HP (H/D and Deamus)
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lily_firebolt - Five Things Harry Potter found out about Draco Malfoy on Halloween –
1.) Draco Malfoy screams like a girl. If you could've heard him when that troll came into the dungeons. It's one of my favourite memories.
2.) Draco Malfoy looks like a git in almost any sort of clothing. He especially looks like a poofter when he wears leather pants. Thankfully, he only did that one Halloween and refuses to wear them anymore because I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself.
3.) Draco Malfoy looksreally good in candlelight washed out in candlelight. He's all angles and pale skin.
4.) Draco Malfoy is an unsympathetic git. I hate him for mocking the death of my parents.
5.) Draco Malfoy completes me. He refuses to let me take myself too seriously.
Fordrusillas_rain - 5 random dorm room moments involving Harry, Seamus, Dean, Neville and Ron –
1.) There was that time that Seamus snorted a Bertie Bott's up his nose. He took the dare and did it and we all couldn't really believe. Seriously, who's going to actually snort a Bertie Bott's let alone a fiery peppermint? Nuts, that bloke is completely round the twist.
2.) When Dean went through his "drawing nudes" phase. That was embarrassing since none of us was willing to model for him, he took it into his head to draw us showering.
3.) If you could've seen Ron's face when Neville was mooning over Ginny. That was classic, that was. Ron didn't talk to Neville for a week and Neville looked like he was waiting for Ron to pummel him.
4.) If you could've seen Ron's face when Harry snogged Ginny. Then again, if you could've seen Neville's face when Harry snogged Ginny. I don't think I've ever seen Neville willing to punch someone but you could tell he wanted to.
5.) Neville walking in on Dean and Seamus curled in bed together. They said it was totally platonic and rambled on about nightmares and Voldemort and stuff but I'm not sure that I believe them.
Fornefernat - Five things that happened when Seamus brought Dean as his date to Harry's wedding. –
1.) Dancing. Lots of dancing. No one can dance like Dean, he's graceful in his angles and height, believe it or not. He's sort of pretty to watch, actually, just don't be telling him that. He hates when I say he's pretty. Makes him feel like a pouf and we can't be having that.
2.) A kiss. First kisses are overrated. it's the second kiss that counts the most. Or the third. The fourth's always nice as well. I can still feel Dean's hands cupping my head and the feel of his hair brushing across my palms. No matter what Ron says, it doesn't make me a geebag.
3.) Dean got pissy when I danced with Lavender. It's not like I've had any feelings for her since we went to the sodding Yule Ball way back in Fourth Year but he won't hear a thing about that until I slammed him against a wall and bit him. You'd think with as smart as he is that it wouldn't be requiring biting to get through to him but you'd be wrong. I think he's too smart for me to reason with him so I'm forced to bite his collarbone to get him to listen.
4.) Fecking wanker danced with Parvati. It's not at all like my dance with Lav, either. He kissed her on the lips afterwards. Fecking arse thought it'd be alright when he was there with me. I don't give two shites that she's still the prettiest girl we know, he was there with me, for feck's sake. Had to take him in the back and fucking bite him again. I think the bastard likes it.
5.) Ron screaming like a girl. Can't help that he opened the door at the wrong moment when I was, err, reasoning with Dean over what he can and can't be doing when he's my date to a wedding. Though, you should've seen the way he just screamed and stared and then passed out. You'd think he hadn't seen my cock before what with all those years of showering together. Then again, he probably hasn't seen Dean sucking on it before.
Forchaeldub - Five things Seamus crossed himself for. –
1.) First Confession. Seamus confessed everything including levitating his mam's cuppa. The priest hadn't been impressed. Instead, he'd spent an extra hour on his knees doing penance for lying during a Confession.
2.) That time, in 5th Year, when the rest of the dorm had stopped talking to him. The lonilieness and the silence had driven him to his knees.
3.) When Dumbledore died. Not just for Dumbledore's soul – God rest him – but so that he wouldn't lose anyone close to him. Their names blended into one long prayer: MamDaAidanDeanHarryDeanRonNevilleDean
4.) After the Death Eaters attacked Hogsmeade. He'd crossed himself countless times and breathed out one word. It encompassed everything that he was too afraid to put into words. Dean
5.) After Dean pressed his lips against Seamus's. His memory said that he heard a chorus of angels and, out of respect, he'd pulled back and pressed thumb to forehead, heart and each breast. The reality was that he'd broken the kiss when Dean's hands pressed down his sides and he'd cried out, "Mother Mary" while he crossed himself.
Forcoffeejunkii - Five Things That Happened When Harry and Draco Went Camping.
1.) Draco refused to leave the tentt. One little joke and he gets pissed off and refuses to leave the tent. Anyone knows that Grizzly Bears are only in the States, stupid prissy bastard. They aren't really going to eat your face off!
2.)They found out how cold water could be when they went Muggle. They might've forgotten their bathing implements (an oversight that Draco firmly blamed Harry for and Harry firmly blamed Draco for) and were forced to hop into the slow moving river that was, thankfully, nearby. Draco has never bathed that quickly before or since.
3.) Draco developed an obsession with marshmallows, particularly the burnt ones. He'd read about a bunch of girls camping in the wilds of Alaska or Arkansas or some other 'A' place in the States and decided that he simply must do the same. Harry now keeps a bag in the cabinet to the right of the stove.
4.) The Muggle way might just be better. Especially when it comes to keeping warm in the middle of the night. Sharing body heat is exactly what they needed for a long night wrapped up in the only remaining sleeping bag.
5.) Draco Malfoy isn't the prissy bastard that Harry thought he was. He didn't need haircare products or silk bedding. All he needed for an enjoyable trip was Harry.and warm water. Next time they're bringing their wands, dammit.
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lily_firebolt - Five Things Harry Potter found out about Draco Malfoy on Halloween – 1.) Draco Malfoy screams like a girl. If you could've heard him when that troll came into the dungeons. It's one of my favourite memories.
2.) Draco Malfoy looks like a git in almost any sort of clothing. He especially looks like a poofter when he wears leather pants. Thankfully, he only did that one Halloween and refuses to wear them anymore because I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself.
3.) Draco Malfoy looks
4.) Draco Malfoy is an unsympathetic git. I hate him for mocking the death of my parents.
5.) Draco Malfoy completes me. He refuses to let me take myself too seriously.
For
drusillas_rain - 5 random dorm room moments involving Harry, Seamus, Dean, Neville and Ron – 1.) There was that time that Seamus snorted a Bertie Bott's up his nose. He took the dare and did it and we all couldn't really believe. Seriously, who's going to actually snort a Bertie Bott's let alone a fiery peppermint? Nuts, that bloke is completely round the twist.
2.) When Dean went through his "drawing nudes" phase. That was embarrassing since none of us was willing to model for him, he took it into his head to draw us showering.
3.) If you could've seen Ron's face when Neville was mooning over Ginny. That was classic, that was. Ron didn't talk to Neville for a week and Neville looked like he was waiting for Ron to pummel him.
4.) If you could've seen Ron's face when Harry snogged Ginny. Then again, if you could've seen Neville's face when Harry snogged Ginny. I don't think I've ever seen Neville willing to punch someone but you could tell he wanted to.
5.) Neville walking in on Dean and Seamus curled in bed together. They said it was totally platonic and rambled on about nightmares and Voldemort and stuff but I'm not sure that I believe them.
For
nefernat - Five things that happened when Seamus brought Dean as his date to Harry's wedding. – 1.) Dancing. Lots of dancing. No one can dance like Dean, he's graceful in his angles and height, believe it or not. He's sort of pretty to watch, actually, just don't be telling him that. He hates when I say he's pretty. Makes him feel like a pouf and we can't be having that.
2.) A kiss. First kisses are overrated. it's the second kiss that counts the most. Or the third. The fourth's always nice as well. I can still feel Dean's hands cupping my head and the feel of his hair brushing across my palms. No matter what Ron says, it doesn't make me a geebag.
3.) Dean got pissy when I danced with Lavender. It's not like I've had any feelings for her since we went to the sodding Yule Ball way back in Fourth Year but he won't hear a thing about that until I slammed him against a wall and bit him. You'd think with as smart as he is that it wouldn't be requiring biting to get through to him but you'd be wrong. I think he's too smart for me to reason with him so I'm forced to bite his collarbone to get him to listen.
4.) Fecking wanker danced with Parvati. It's not at all like my dance with Lav, either. He kissed her on the lips afterwards. Fecking arse thought it'd be alright when he was there with me. I don't give two shites that she's still the prettiest girl we know, he was there with me, for feck's sake. Had to take him in the back and fucking bite him again. I think the bastard likes it.
5.) Ron screaming like a girl. Can't help that he opened the door at the wrong moment when I was, err, reasoning with Dean over what he can and can't be doing when he's my date to a wedding. Though, you should've seen the way he just screamed and stared and then passed out. You'd think he hadn't seen my cock before what with all those years of showering together. Then again, he probably hasn't seen Dean sucking on it before.
For
chaeldub - Five things Seamus crossed himself for. – 1.) First Confession. Seamus confessed everything including levitating his mam's cuppa. The priest hadn't been impressed. Instead, he'd spent an extra hour on his knees doing penance for lying during a Confession.
2.) That time, in 5th Year, when the rest of the dorm had stopped talking to him. The lonilieness and the silence had driven him to his knees.
3.) When Dumbledore died. Not just for Dumbledore's soul – God rest him – but so that he wouldn't lose anyone close to him. Their names blended into one long prayer: MamDaAidanDeanHarryDeanRonNevilleDean
4.) After the Death Eaters attacked Hogsmeade. He'd crossed himself countless times and breathed out one word. It encompassed everything that he was too afraid to put into words. Dean
5.) After Dean pressed his lips against Seamus's. His memory said that he heard a chorus of angels and, out of respect, he'd pulled back and pressed thumb to forehead, heart and each breast. The reality was that he'd broken the kiss when Dean's hands pressed down his sides and he'd cried out, "Mother Mary" while he crossed himself.
For
coffeejunkii - Five Things That Happened When Harry and Draco Went Camping.1.) Draco refused to leave the tentt. One little joke and he gets pissed off and refuses to leave the tent. Anyone knows that Grizzly Bears are only in the States, stupid prissy bastard. They aren't really going to eat your face off!
2.)They found out how cold water could be when they went Muggle. They might've forgotten their bathing implements (an oversight that Draco firmly blamed Harry for and Harry firmly blamed Draco for) and were forced to hop into the slow moving river that was, thankfully, nearby. Draco has never bathed that quickly before or since.
3.) Draco developed an obsession with marshmallows, particularly the burnt ones. He'd read about a bunch of girls camping in the wilds of Alaska or Arkansas or some other 'A' place in the States and decided that he simply must do the same. Harry now keeps a bag in the cabinet to the right of the stove.
4.) The Muggle way might just be better. Especially when it comes to keeping warm in the middle of the night. Sharing body heat is exactly what they needed for a long night wrapped up in the only remaining sleeping bag.
5.) Draco Malfoy isn't the prissy bastard that Harry thought he was. He didn't need haircare products or silk bedding. All he needed for an enjoyable trip was Harry.
I have another 4 of these written but I will post tomorrow. Thanks for the inspiration, folks. The
serpentinelion fic has gained 5k since these started. I'm sitting at about 13k and looking good. I appreciate it and if you didn't get a chance to leave a prompt - Go leave one!
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Date: 2007-04-11 03:31 am (UTC)♥ all over this. :D
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Date: 2007-04-13 03:23 am (UTC)*loves* I'm really glad that you enjoyed it!
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Date: 2007-04-11 04:22 am (UTC)i also rather liked the five things that happened at harry's wedding [that would be harry's wedding to draco, of course!].
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Date: 2007-04-13 03:25 am (UTC)And of course it's Harry's wedding to Draco *grins*. That's why Ron passes out so easily... first he's watching Harry get married to Draco and then Dean and Seamus are having, err, fun in the closet. Poor guy was completely overwhelmed.
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Date: 2007-04-11 07:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-13 03:27 am (UTC)and omg Sean Patrick Flanery!!!! Are you a Boondocks Saints fan too? *hopes*
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Date: 2007-04-13 07:27 am (UTC)OMG SEAN PATRICK FLANERY *fangirls*
Boondock Saints and Simply Irresistible. I even ordered Simply Irresistible on DVD even though it was a region 1 disc where I'm region 2, screencapped the whole thing and put links to the gallery and the zipped files on my journal and made a scary amount of icons... *happy sigh* Let me know if you want directions to those posts ;-)
Basically, I want one. Yes.
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Date: 2007-04-11 07:38 am (UTC)Ok, maybe Ron screaming like a girl is a very funny mental image.
♥♥
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Date: 2007-04-13 03:28 am (UTC)*loves*
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Date: 2007-04-11 03:03 pm (UTC)Awe!! Draco Malfoy completes me. *sigh*
I wanna do this now...gimme five things!!
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Date: 2007-04-13 03:29 am (UTC)And, hmmm.... Five Things that Draco Malfoy would never say to Harry Potter. Ever.
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Date: 2007-04-11 10:04 pm (UTC)Sorry, you made me crack up so bad over these! I love them!!
2.) When Dean went through his "drawing nudes" phase. That was embarrassing since none of us was willing to model for him, he took it into his head to draw us showering. - One of my fovaorites up there. :D It's so ridiculous, but for some reason I got a very clear picture of him doing that. :P
The Ron walking in on Seamus and Dean? Precious! :D So much like Ron to scream and faint, isn't it?
Seamus crossing himself.. So bittersweet!!
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Date: 2007-04-13 03:34 am (UTC)I do love that one too... I can really see the way the boys all roll their eyes and stuff at Dean as he sits on the floor of the bathroom watching them shower.
Thanks muchly!!!!! ♥!!!!
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Date: 2007-04-11 10:47 pm (UTC)5.) Draco Malfoy isn't the prissy bastard that Harry thought he was. He didn't need haircare products or silk bedding. All he needed for an enjoyable trip was Harry.
and warm water. Next time they're bringing their wands, dammit.♥♥♥
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Date: 2007-04-13 03:35 am (UTC)♥ back at you! *grins*
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Date: 2007-04-12 12:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-13 03:39 am (UTC)I'm really glad that the Deamus ones worked so well for you! I have a special spot for that one, especially. I love the idea of them curling up together while at Hogwarts.
♥
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Date: 2007-04-14 09:41 am (UTC)*wibble*
2.) That time, in 5th Year, when the rest of the dorm had stopped talking to him. The lonilieness and the silence had driven him to his knees. - awww, I hated that no-one listened to Seamus or even took him aside to maybe straighten him out.
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Date: 2007-04-15 05:07 am (UTC)I like to think that, eventually, Dean pummelled Seamus until he realised what an arse he was being.
Are you interested in possibly britpicking a story of mine?
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Date: 2007-04-16 06:04 am (UTC)Seamus - *giggles* "You said, arse."
Dean - *rolls eyes* *smiles* *pummells*
Yer, I can BP if you still need it.