personality/dating meme gakked from silentauror

[wook77]

Gakked this from silentauror I'm not sure I really like this... it makes me sound like a man eater or a mean person. I'm not a man eater and mean person is up for debate (ok, normally I'm mean :P)

Genghis Khunt Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMf) We almost called you Brutus the Uterus and attached this picture: But we figured you wouldn't understand, and rightly so. We don't understand either. So you are Genghis Khunt: master of man, bringer of pain--riding your way to conquest after conquest. Your sexual avarice is legendary. You've already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies. Your exact opposite: The Sonnet Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer Personality-wise, you're carefree and relatively easy-going. You don't plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother. Hence the 'brutal' tag we've given you. But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you'll be fine. There's nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot. AVOID: The Slow Dancer CONSIDER: The 5-Night Stand, The Hornivore, The Playboy Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating. My profile name: allison77

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[incapricious.livejournal.com]

"Your sexual avarice is legendary," hmmm? ;)

Oh man, that name is just so... bad. At least your results picture is somewhat attractive (um, not the uterus crab, I mean the person). Not that I'm, um, taking the results personally or anything. Nooo, not me.

This test was definitely written by men, I think. Of course, I haven't seen what men who get 'Random Brutal Sex Master' results are called... probably something all complimentary. *glares*

[wook77.livejournal.com]

hey, just cause I like sex ;) I have no problems telling someone I don't like them and I think the question that threw me to the brutal side was that I do act like I'm single once I decide the relationship is over. To end the relationship, I act like a complete bitch. Unless the guy is so horrible, then I'll actually dump him.

Your pic was OMG gross. I keep looking for sorting quizes that give you a combo of the two houses... got any good ones to recc me?

[incapricious.livejournal.com]

Oh, silentauror just asked me where I got that one, so I happen to have the link handy.. it's here

Yeah, I'm the same way, sort of. Er, I used to be. Happily married now and all that. But it's not because I'm brutal, it's because I hate confrontation, and was always scared to actually do the breaking up, so would get them to do it instead by being terrible. It's the difference between being mean because you're callous and being mean because you're cowardly. I guess the end result is the same though.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

yeah, see... I'm the same way!!!! I do it cause I don't want to hurt their feelings... they'll get the pride of breaking up with me and bitching and moaning about how horrible I am. It works out for everyone involved!

[wook77.livejournal.com]

ok, just took it... here are my results...


You're a Slytherdor! You are a natural leader and
have the personality to back it up. Often
people are hesitant to approach you because
they feel that you will reject them. You have a
bit of a temper but most of the time you're
able to keep it in check; however when you are
really pissed off, people better watch out. In
your life you have a lot of things you want to
accomplish, whether it's for yourself or
another cause. You can be determined in trying
to pursue this goal but your morals are too
steady to allow you to be absolutely ruthless.
You don't let many people know this, but you
actually like the idea of chivalry (but you try
to keep this buried) and you try to live your
life with honor. You don't back away from tough
decisions. Your weakness is that sometimes you
can be arrogant, you forget about the 'lesser
people' and this leads you to underestimate
your opponents. With the charisma of a
Gryffindor and the ambition of a Slytherin you
can be great in life!


Which Mix of the Hogwarts Houses are You? (http://quizilla.com/users/Ciela13/quizzes/Which%20Mix%20of%20the%20Hogwarts%20Houses%20are%20You%3F/)

[incapricious.livejournal.com]

You and silentauror are both Slytherdors! (penelopeantwerp is one too, although she thinks the word should be Slythindor, because it sounds cooler.)

I have trouble with that test, because for most of the questions, I could answer multiple ways. I thought of trying all the different combinations of all the answers that applied to me, then seeing which combination occurred the most to determine my type... but then I realized that just wanting to do that probably made me a Ravenclaw of some sort, so I could eliminate anything that wasn't part Ravenclaw... although that still leaves me either Ravenpuff or Slytherclaw.

Maybe I'm thinking about this too much. Ya think? *conks self on head*