lol - books

[wook77]

You all remember the last Ravenous Romance review by Dear Author? Remember the swinging schlong in the bathroom and the random medieval time-traveling codpiece of doom? Remember the ladyfingers?

Now, there's a m/m book including burping cocks, cocks that unroll like paper towels and more. Even I cannot bring myself to read the actual book though the review had tears streaming down my face. (and omg, there are screencaps to prove the insanity)

Also - there's another review that contains a certain region of a female body as an "afro". wow, yeah, that just happened.

Remind me to never, ever, buy anything from this publisher ever. Also - remind me to not even contemplate submitting to them for publishing. HOMG BAD.

Now off to bed.

Comments

[red_squared]

Oh, dear Lord save me.

Burping cock is just about the squickiest thing ever to take up residence in my brain. I mean, the writer just compared a cock to a --

*gags*

Gotta go.

*flees*

[kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha! Those are awesome!

[secretsolitaire.livejournal.com]

Oh god oh god. *tries to stop reading but can't*

[spacefragments.livejournal.com]

burping cocks

i... what

nvm, i just read it. FULL OF LULZ.

[drusillas-rain.livejournal.com]

oh! I picked up a free e-book from them a few weeks ago and thank god I didn't pay for it! It was horrid - the writing was terrible, the sex was not hot (I don't like my dubcon to be of the date-rape resigned variety), and the plot was clumsy and predictable.

I read the first 20 pages, then scrolled through to the end and read the last 5 pages just to see what happened.

I'm not surprised their other stuff is just as bad, since this was a feature story.

[albur-lily.livejournal.com]

... I want to cry.

There are no words. I don't even have a suitable user pic to post with this comment.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

inorite? yeah. moi aussi. gah.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

They really are. I'm never going to buy those books but oh man. The lulz. Jane always seems so shocked to see that they're just that bad.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

LMFAO! That was my reaction. I went from horror (OMG BURPING COCK) to laughter (OMG HONEY COCK) in like two breaths. Worst part was that I was reading these at work and trying, rather desperately, not to laugh.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

inorite? omg. They're hilarious (the reviews, not the books).

I sort of want the reviewers there to keep putting themselves through these books just to get the lulz of a review.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

oh man. You actually have a book? LOLOLOLOLOL Free is still too expensive *winks*

Yeah, these people. IDK - from the beginnign of their marketing the whole way through - it's been a suckfest.

I've read some brilliant m/m books lately. I'm just glad that someone else read these books so I didn't have to :D

[wook77.livejournal.com]

Inorite? GAH. That dreck like that can even be published makes me want to cry. There are so many better books out there that are getting published, though. I also like to take hope out of the fact that dreck can get published... gives me a chance to keep working on my own stuff. Which will hopefully not be dreck.