Book Reviews (None Good)

All M/M books that were either appalling, sporktacular or just bad. Or all three. (otherwise known as "how the hell do these things get published?!)

( Simple Men or simple is definitely how'd I describe it – as in simply offensive )

1 out of 10
( Gatekeeper or the book where everyone cries all the time )

1 out of 10
( Coming Home or the book where you will never look at anything plum-colored the same way again )

2 out of 10
( Hero or the book where the author took life as a house far too literally. Or what do you get when a kitsune and a sea sprite mate? A were-house. )

1 out of 10 for "good" but 10 out of 10 for "lulz".
( Cursed or the fic where you have one long-haired twin falling for a werewolf that his family cursed so he has buttsex to save the werewolf's son from the family curse )

1 out of 10
( Betrayed or the book about the other gay twin from Guardian. AKA, yes, I am that dumb as to buy the second book. )

1 out of 10
( Hayashi's Heroes or yayes for I wouldn't be gay if we weren't all under some outside controlling power except for angsting!japanese american guy. That guy's a flamer and we always knew it books )

1 out of 10
( Water or the fic where I got so annoyed that, if this book had been in print, I would've threw it against a wall and then set it on fire )

1 out of 10
( Snared or the book where I started counting the usage of martin )

1 Martin out of 10
( Sylvan or the book where the lack of research shows )

2 out of 10
( Company Man or What The Fuck Just Happened IDEK )

1 out of 10