Meme

Bored at work. Thus - a meme that I stole from like everyone and their sister and mother and favorite auntie -

1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.

ETA: I am made of fail. Movies 12 and 13 are the same movie. This is why I don't do memes.

1.) Character 1: I don't know sir. They must have hyper jets on that thing.
Character 2: And what do we have on this thing? A Cuisinart? Spaceballs - Guessed by freckles42

2.) Look at the size of that thing! STAR WARS!!! - guessed by freckles42

3.) Character 1: [Character 2], one of your kids is on the phone.
Character 2: Which one?
Character 1: Oh, I don't know. Pez? Twinkie? One of 'em. Where the Heart Is - guessed by fitzette

4.) Checkov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team. - Boondock Saints - Guessed by freckles42 and by r_grayjoy

5.) Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's say you have no idea and leave it at that, okay? No idea. Zip. None. If you had an idea of what we do, we would not be good at what we do, now would we? We would be cunts. Are you calling us cunts? The Departed - guessed by kriken

6.) A farmer may become a hunchback but it's rare for a hunchback to become a farmer.

Hint: It's a French movie. - Jean de Florette - Guessed by yodels

7.) Reap the whirlwind, Brady. Reap it.

Hint: Soundtrack by Bon Jovi Young Guns - Guessed by oconel

8.) I'm a free man, and I'm going out the front door.

Hint: Daniel Day Lewis movie. - In the Name of the Father - guessed by thady

9.) People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy and I can't do that as [Character X], as a man I'm flesh and blood I can be ignored I can be destroyed but as a symbol, as a symbol I can be incorruptible, I can be everlasting. Batman Begins - guessed by butterflywings3

10.) We don't really move, we'd like to but... my mom is sort of attached to the house. Attached isn't really the right word, she's pretty much wedged in. What's Eating Gilbert Grape - guessed by mrs_weasley_xx

11.) Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ass! Garden State - guessed by summerslaughter

12.) Character 1: I wanna make a toast to Evelyn Mercer, the greatest mother four degenerate bastards ever had. Pour me and my brothers another round, and some nice warm milk for my little sister.
Character 2: Man, I will drink you under the table.
Character 1: We're not talking about sperm, Jack, this is whiskey.

Hint: 12 and 13 are the same movie cause I'm an idiot.

13.) Not likely. That's [Character X]. Heavyweight champion fuck-up of the family. And that's a well defended title. Would've made his daddy proud, if he'd ever had one. I used to know him a little. Played hockey with the boy. Got thrown outta 60 odd games before the league had finally had enough of him. They called him the Michigan Mauler. - Four Brothers - guessed by otempora01

14.) You made three mistakes. First, you took the job. Second, you came light. A four man crew for me? Fucking insulting. But the worst mistake you made...empty gun rack. The Chronicles of Riddick - guessed by kriken

15.) Character 1: What's that?
Character 2: This, my friend, is a pint.
Character 1: It comes in pints? *In low voice* I'm getting one. Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring - guessed by kriken

ETA2: Well, that was fun! Thanks for keeping me entertained while I'm all sneakehsneakeh at work! *loves on all of you*