Icee's Cat Has Got it Going On (leather pants never read so good)

Today is janicechess's birthday. In honor of her birthday, I have written cracked-out crap just for her. Actually, her cat, Cleo, made me.

Title: Icee's Cat writes Carpe Draco
Author: moi Cleo
Rating: PG-13 (damn you humans for not explaining everything!)
Pairing: eventual Harry/Draco if the female human would ever leave me alone for fifteen minutes
Warnings: Crack (did I mention this was crack? Cause it is.) In fact, it's probably poorly written crack.
Summary: Draco wakes up a magical creature and finds his one true love in the Great Hall. or he would if the female human would leave her computer for any length of time so I can finish this. Also, it would be much easier to write if she would just get a cat friendly keyboard. These keys are far too close together for my paws to be able to type faster than ten words a minute.
Author's Note: Many thanks to my betas and to the humanpickers. I don't know any British cats people so this hasn't been britpicked.

( Icee's cat has got it going on(leather pants never read so good) )

Happy birthday, Icee. I hope you got a chuckle out of what your cat made me do under threat of sleeping on my head when I come to visit.

Fic: HP: Feet (Deamus) Hard R

Title: Feet
Author: wook77
Characters: Dean Thomas/Seamus Finnigan
Rating: Hard R
Warnings: Foot fetish
Kinks chosen: Foot Massage
Word Count: ~1620
Summary: After a hard day at work, Dean comes home to a foot massage that turns into something else.
Author's notes: Many many thanks to my beta why_me_why_not for the beta (she totally deserves kudos considering I changed the story on her at the last moment). I also blame fiona_fawkes for inspiring the foot fetish here. This is also partially inspired by this image and a conversation between friends. Any and all remaining mistakes are my own. Written for daily_deviant and posted here at the comm.

( Seamus has always been stupid when it comes to Dean… )