Help eliminate the scourge of shrimp

I post today to bring a most dire topic to your attention. I have been informed by users of the internet that there is a new abomination unleashed unto the world. Yes, my friends, the mainstream liberal media is too cowardly to bring it to your attention but I am no coward.

God hates shrimp. That's right, God hates shrimp. You heard me correctly. Are you up for the challenge of wiping the scourge and abomination, I say, ABOMINATION, of shrimp from the face of the Earth? Join me, my friends. Together, we will carry our faith-based message to the evil and corrupt lawmakers and shrimp eaters of Washington. Let us push for no less than a Constitutional Amendment outlawing shrimp consumption! We can do it together!

Visit the "God Hates Shrimp" website today! Download a banner and be part of the glorious revolution to end the corrupting influence that shrimp has on our homes, our families, our friends and our restaurants!

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For the perposterice Summery Challenge. In case you are unfamiliar with this community, it is filled with horribly bad summaries. This quick ficlet is one of two I volunteered for. This is a form of crack, hopefully. I made the icon myself, so if anyone is grabbing it, please credit me, kthanks!

Header: crack!ficlet
Title: The Audit
Author: wook77
Pairing: None
Warnings: none
Summery: #80 - Ginny Weasley is unnoticed and undepreciated
Word Count: 817
Rating: G

( The Audit )