Help eliminate the scourge of shrimp

[wook77]

I post today to bring a most dire topic to your attention. I have been informed by users of the internet that there is a new abomination unleashed unto the world. Yes, my friends, the mainstream liberal media is too cowardly to bring it to your attention but I am no coward.

God hates shrimp. That's right, God hates shrimp. You heard me correctly. Are you up for the challenge of wiping the scourge and abomination, I say, ABOMINATION, of shrimp from the face of the Earth? Join me, my friends. Together, we will carry our faith-based message to the evil and corrupt lawmakers and shrimp eaters of Washington. Let us push for no less than a Constitutional Amendment outlawing shrimp consumption! We can do it together!

Visit the "God Hates Shrimp" website today! Download a banner and be part of the glorious revolution to end the corrupting influence that shrimp has on our homes, our families, our friends and our restaurants!

(please do not hotlink this banner. Download it onto your own server. Banner above downloaded from God Hates Shrimp. For more banners for your use, please visit their site)

Comments

[maab-connor.livejournal.com]

OK so you now have me in a QUANDRY! if you go to my lj, you'll see that i've just typed this up in more detail, but here's the thing: China has reciently announced that they plan to overtake the world's shrimp industry to the point of monopoly. I was all on board for the boycott... until i saw this site!! WTF is WRONG with these ppl?? they are in serious need of CHLORINE in that end of the gene pool!!

thanks for sharing that site... i'm still giggling.

---Maab_Connor