Five Things - Multiple Fandoms (Dead Like Me, Star Wars, The Departed, Boondock Saints)

[wook77]

For quarterturn - Five Jobs Connor and Murphy Worked

1.) Janitor. That job lasted little longer than the four minutes it took to get the brooms out of the closet.
2.) Bouncer. We'd rather be drinking that stopping others drinking. Though the free drinks were worth the shitty pay.
3.) Priest. Well, more like Brother if we even reached that point. We thought we had a calling for the priesthood but the priesthood showed us how wrong we were for that.
4.) Delivery men. Bit too dangerous, though, once the Orangemen got wind of our route. The training helped us out later on, though.
5.) Waiter. Connor thought he could do it and I tried to tell him he couldn't. Wouldn't listen to me. Asshole looked hilarious in his little tuxedo.

For jehnt - Five times Wedge Antilles wished he were elsewhere.

1.) The Awards Ceremony on Yavin IV. There were too many good men that should've been there instead. If I hadn't pulled out when I did, maybe Biggs would've been there with me.
2.) Two words: Lieutenant Kettch. Do you really think I wanted to fly with an Ewok on my lap? I'm still getting ribbed for it.
3.) Hoth. Any day. So cold it'd freeze your balls off and that was on the warm days.
4.) The testing. Luke talked to anyone and everyone about whether or not they were sensitive to the Force. I told him I wasn't. If I told him once, I told him a thousand times and he wouldn't listen. I'm not Force Sensitive and I know it but he wouldn't listen. It was almost demoralizing not to be able to do anything with it.
5.) When I had to talk to Admiral Ackbar about Jesmin. It never gets easier to explain the loss of one of your own, especially to your commanding officer about his niece.

For chaeldub - Five times the MacManuses wished they weren't brothers.

1.) Never. Connor is a part of Murphy and Murph's a part of Connor, of course. Wouldn't know what to do with themselves if they weren't brothers.
2.) Not even when Connor's insisting that he's the eldest. Murphy knows the truth but lets Connor believe as he wants. It's important to Connor, makes him think about both of them deeper and Murphy respects and honors that.
3.) Then again, there's when Murphy's showering. Murph wants the feel of other hands ghosting over his body, rubbing the bar of soap against his skin and forming a lather over his body.
4.) The looks in the morning, separated by a foot of air that might as well have been a mile. Murphy wonders if he'd be breaching that distance were it anyone other than his brother on the other side of that gulf.
5.) When he meets his Maker. He'll have to explain why he let his brother sink deep into his body and touch him like he did. He isn't sure that telling God that the feeling of completeness outweighs the darkening of his soul. It's a problem he'll think about later.

For anon - Five ways that Dignam planned to help Costigan –

1.) Fuck this. That little shit had better help himself. He thinks that I'll get him out of another fucking arrest and more fucking jail-time, he's got a few years in jail coming to think about that. No fucking way.
2.) Fucking prick didn't go get help after Costello fucked up his arm again? What the fuck am I supposed to do? Coddle him and kiss it all better? Like I told Queenan, it's Queenan's job to make sure that he's getting taken care of. It's not my job to make sure the kid's healthy.
3.) Why the fuck would I help that little lace curtain motherfucker? I've already quit my fucking job to protect him. That's above and beyond as far as I'm fucking concerned. You want more from me? Fuck you.
4.) Fucker can't even pick up the fucking phone? Christ, I call him to find out what the fuck's going on with him and if his cover's been blown and does he answer? No. Not my fucking fault. It's not. Fucking asshole.
5.) If he'd waited five fucking minutes, he would've had back up. Five fucking minutes, is that too much to fucking ask for? It's not like he gave me any fucking notice, you know. I might've fucked a few cars up on my way there and I was still too late. Not my fault he was an impatient arrogant cocksucker. I told him that ego was going to get him in trouble. Fucking quoting motherfucking Shakespeare or Walton or whatever. Asshole. Not my fault he's dead. It's not. I'm not here to coddle the little bastard and wipe his ass.

For icyaurora8 - Five Things George Learned – after she died – That She Would've Liked To Do While She Was Alive –

1.) Ride a rollercoaster. Then again, death's been a rollercoaster ride anyway.
2.) Take Souls. Then at least she would've been surrounded by real soulless assholes instead of ones trying to snuff out that last bit of life she had. Fucking prick reporting her for losing that file. It's not like it was that important. Dickwad.
3.) Say "I Love You". They're small words that shouldn't mean as much as they do and now she just creeps her family out when she tries to show it.
4.) Dodge toilet seats. You knew this one was coming. Do you want to be known as "Toilet Seat Girl" for the rest of your dead existence?
5.) Hug her mom and sister. And maybe her dad. If he wasn't such an asshole to her mom.

I have another few to go and I'm working through them as I go. They've been brilliant so far and more are coming as I need a brain break so thanks loads! As always, I'd love to hear what you think!