Penguins! Picspam!

[wook77]

Dear Penguins - ILU. ILU SO MUCH! Hal Gill - marry me? Plz? The fight at the end, and the way you just dropped the gloves, I'm all hot and bothered.

Love you all so much,
me

Fucking hell but the Penguins just GAH HOLY FUCKING HELL Penguins. PENGUINS. Hockey players are also the hottest men evah. Thus - Picspam of my favorites. Not dial-up friendly.


Ryan Malone. He's so fucking hot and purteh. Mmmmmm


Bonus - funny commentary on hot hockey players. Look at Malone's tatts. Yep. He wins every fucking thing in the world.

Hal Gill -


Sydney Crosby -


and another -


And because it isn't all about the Penguins -

Chris Drury -


Joe Sakic (ignore the lips in this photo) -


Patrick Lalime (all that AND he's flexible!) -


Roberto Luongo -


And because it really is ALL about the Penguins -

Evgeni Malkin (shut up. he's hot. He's sweet and shy and cute and bashful and tries to be cocky but he's just too adorable to be too mean) -


Georges Laraque (tough as shit enforcer who also does yoga...man of steel, heart of gold, he's a romance novel hero waiting to happen, especially once you add in those dreds/braids (as he's hot in either). All he's missing are tattoos) -


No longer playing with the Pens but still hot as fuck -
Francois Leroux (tall guy on the right. Not the short chubby dude) -


And this sandwich of yumminess -


Ryan Whitney, Evgeni Malkin and Sydney Crosby. mmmmmm

Comments

[neekbreek.livejournal.com]

I HATE CROSBY'S FACIAL....HAIR....THING HE HAS GOIN ON ATM. Just shave it pls, bb.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

But that's playoff tradition! You can't shave or you'll fuck up the playoff run! So Crosby can keep the facial hair for now and Malone can DEFINITELY keep the facial hair. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[neekbreek.livejournal.com]

But it's so....gross!!! lol he can keep his chin fuzz though!

[wook77.livejournal.com]

But just think of how beautiful he will look when he finally shaves.... just wait and see :D::DD:D

[shygryf.livejournal.com]

methinks we need a roadtrip

[wook77.livejournal.com]

HEEEEE!!! I'm tempted to go back to Pittsburgh for hockey games next year.

[fitzette.livejournal.com]

ok, we have a minor league hockey team here, the Gwinette Gladiators and they used to have this player named Chris Durno and he was just the hottest thing going. You just know, those thighs...nom nom nom...

[wook77.livejournal.com]

mmmmmmmmmmm thighs..........................

sorry, what were you saying? and did you look at Ryan Malone and his tats? good fucking christ but those are some lovely lovely images. I want to lick all of them.

[best-of-five.livejournal.com]

where are the more slashy pictures? come on, share :D

[wook77.livejournal.com]

There aren't too many - it's more the way that they talk about how jealous they are of the way some other player handles his stick or can shoot his puck right into the five-hole or something.

Well, they do glomp one another when they score. But it looks like the bottom photo up there - too much padding, not enough bare asses.

[jehnt.livejournal.com]

haha, I like the last picture.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

There are so many glomp photos of this team! They celebrate like everything! I love them so much :D:D:D:D

[piratesmile331.livejournal.com]

Shirtless!Sydney for the win!!!!

[wook77.livejournal.com]

OMGYES! And EEE!!! PENGUINS ICON!!!!

And sdlkfj;aldsfjka;dflj Sydney is adorkable but so is Malkin - Y/Y?

[piratesmile331.livejournal.com]

Yes, he is quite adorable, also. But Sydney.....*swoons*

I live near the city of Penguins, so I needed to hav a Pens icon...

[wook77.livejournal.com]

*swoons with you*

*admits she ships crosby/malkin*

oooh! My mum's side of the family is from the city of Penguins!!! They're from the Jeannette/Greensburg area! I almost went to Pitt (darn blizzard of 94)

[piratesmile331.livejournal.com]

I live about 35 minutes north of the city. Wish I had more time to actually go see da Pens.

[enchanted-jae.livejournal.com]

Where's my fave, Petr Sykora? *pokes you with an Easton*

But, yes, hockey players are hot. Football players? Too bulky. Basketball players? Too tall and gangly. Baseball players? Fat asses. Ha ha! Hockey players? Just riiiiiiiight.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

Petr Sykora deserves his own picspam to encompass his hotness. *nods emphatically* He reminds me of Karl Urban.

YESYESYESYESYES! AFDKASLJFASLDKFJASDLKFJ They are fucking PERFECTION - even if they are missing teeth and some of them have had their poor noses broken so many times and still! YUMS

[enchanted-jae.livejournal.com]

Less teeth, more tongue.

*grins a wicked grin*

[sugareey.livejournal.com]

Oh. Me likey. Chris Drury and Roberto Luongo in particular. =)

[wook77.livejournal.com]

yes :D They are certainly purteh, aren't they? There are so many hot ones but those are the ones that sprang to mind when I first started the squee. I should compile the hot men of hockey list and picspam randomly.

[nefernat.livejournal.com]

CHRIS DRURY.

*ded*

[wook77.livejournal.com]

HEEE! YUMMY! I want to lick him muchly :D

[nefernat.livejournal.com]

*nods speechlessly*

*stares at picture*

*imagines licking*

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[elanorofcastile.livejournal.com]

Oooh, nice! Hmm, maybe I should make my application for the job near Pittsburgh REALLY good looking, so's I can watch more Penguin's hockey.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

Yes, you should. And then I shall come to stay with you and you will never get me to leave because I will then get to lick some of these boys.