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[wook77]

Stole this from snottygrrl... give it a try.

Pick twelve HP characters. Go ahead, you know you want to. Seriously, pick em. It's fun. Done? Good... click the cut.

 

The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

1. Harry Potter
2. Draco Malfoy
3. Neville Longbottom

4. Hermione Granger
5. Ron Weasley
6. Severus Snape
7. Albus Dumbledore
8. Lucius Malfoy
9. Seamus Finnegan
10. Justin Finch Fletchley
11. Crabbe
12. Goyle

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Snape/Crabbe - um no, and no.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Hermione - bookwise, prolly cute. Emma Grant? Not really Hermione-ish anymore.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Goyle getting Lucius pregnant? *snirt*
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Seamus? not really
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Draco/Snape? Um, maybe.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Ron/Seamus definetely They seem to have some similarities.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Dumbledore walking in on Draco and Goyle going at it? I think he'd prolly vomit like I want to just imagining it.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Neville/Justin - Neville was afraid and so was Justin. They comfort each other in the cold hours of dawn.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Harry/Lucius - They abound.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Dumbledore/Goyle - Teacher's Petting
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Hermione deflowering Harry? Educating Harry of course.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Dumbledore? No clue. I'd like it to stay that way. ew, wrinkly old person parts.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Neville - prolly. I could see Neville with Luna. I'd read it.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Crabbe? Not sure... anyone?
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Draco/Hermione/Ron? I don't think anyone writes it but I've read it somewhere.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Justin? EEEK!!! SNAKE!!!! (I can see it on a slash pairing)
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Lucius? Hurt by NIN/Johnny Cash

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Harry/Snape/Goyle? Angst, BDSM, Bloodplay
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Draco/Justin? - Wanna see my trouser snake?
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Ron? This morning.
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Snape? Frilly pink panties
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Crabbe Shagging Seamus? Maybe.

23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Neville and Dumbledore? Don't know, don't want to know. ugh, wrinkly old person parts.
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Harry and Seamus are in a happy relationship until Seamus runs off with Hermione. Harry, broken-hearted has a hote one-night stand with Crabbe and a brief unhappy affair with Goyle then follows the wise advice of Ron and finds true love with Neville. "Beyond the tip of the Nose". No clue who might read it.
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Dumbledore/Lucius - I'd be icked. Seriously, wrinkly old person parts. ugh. ick. blahk, ugh. gotta go scourgify my brain.

Comments

OhMiWoW!!!

[(Anonymous)]

That's just great...i haven't laughed that hard in weeks...okay in the 5 days since I last read "SNooker" But ya had me rolling. Btw, here's my list, think of it on your own:
1. Harry
2. Draco
3. Hermione
4. Charlie
5. Bill
6. Ron
7. Oliver
8. Narcissa
9. McGonagall
10. Mad-Eye Moody
11. Ginny
12. Tom Riddle

Re: OhMiWoW!!!

[wook77.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I made you laugh! I was laughing so hard that my strawberry milk came out my nose.

I have this thing for not wanting to imagine old people having sex. It just really squicks me. I used to work in a porn store and you'd be amazed at how many 18 year old boys/men rent 60 and gangbanging it . Serious squick.