Hi! We miss you too, wooky. *hugs you and squeezes you and holds you tight*
*ducks and runs as you fling a stapler at me*
You know, I'm tempted to get you a stapler on a leash. That way, you can pick it up and throw it at people's backs as they walk away from you. But since it's on a leash, it won't actually hit them and you get the benefit of rage release without the nasty side effect of a restraining order and anger management therapy.
And also, I just totally bought birthday gifts for like three people on that site I was showing you today. I did not, however, indulge in the gummy bacon or the corndog air freshener for the car.
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Date: 2007-04-05 03:43 am (UTC)*ducks and runs as you fling a stapler at me*
You know, I'm tempted to get you a stapler on a leash. That way, you can pick it up and throw it at people's backs as they walk away from you. But since it's on a leash, it won't actually hit them and you get the benefit of rage release without the nasty side effect of a restraining order and anger management therapy.
And also, I just totally bought birthday gifts for like three people on that site I was showing you today. I did not, however, indulge in the gummy bacon or the corndog air freshener for the car.