State love, state hate and fandom (plus I'm cleaning *gasp*)

[wook77]

Dear Iowa and Vermont, whenever I think about you, I get a naughty little thrill. It goes straight to my heart and then down into my gut. I tingle with happiness and glee. You guys. Oh man but especially you, Iowa. You and all your crazy vowels in your name. I especially get tingly when thinking of you.

<3xinfinity,
me

PS Massachusetts? I still love you. Let's make out.

Dear DC,

Although I don't get tingly at the mere thought of you, I must admit that you are starting to look even more attractive to me. Your monuments. Your Icee. Your recognition of other marriages, even same-sex ones. Your Kaalee. Your president. Your museums. Your recognition of same-sex marriages from other states (yes, I'm more than willing to say you're a state now, just cause you're that sexy). I think I'm falling in love with you.

Looking forward to completing the fall,
me

Dear California,

Come on. Stop being such a marriage tease. Put out already. I'm gagging for it.

Frustrated,
me

Dear Arizona,

Fuck off, you stupid, narrowminded, bigoted, piece of shit where that fucker, John McCain lives. You might be all that is warm and lovely but you're a frigid bitch.

No love,
me

In other news - I'm cleaning and purging. 4 drawers of t-shirts are now 3 sorted into "work", "not work and love" and "housework/hairdying/too fat for/prolly will never wear but can't bear to part with". Yep - work casual at an animal shelter means jeans and t-shirts without Darth Vader on them. If I ever get another job, I'm going to need an all new wardrobe as I have like 2 professional outfits.

hd_worldcup posting is going strong. Oh man, the competition is FIERCE. What're you guys thinking of it so far? Any favorites? What team do you think will win? You think it'll be another close one?

Comments

[spacefragments.livejournal.com]

what did arizona do? or apparently didn't do? or was that only for being john mccain's lair? :p sorry, i haven't been keeping up with your news

as for hd_wc, i haven't read anything from today, but my favorite so far has been primum mobile. i need to get off my ass and rec some stuff.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

Three years ago, Arizona turned down a proposition defining marriage as between one man and one woman. Then, this last election cycle, they passed it. There's already talk about doing more against gays... like - if Arkansas doesn't have to adopt to them, why does Arizona have to? It just pisses me off.

You're not keeping up with American news and specifically Arizona? I AM SO INSULTED OMG! HOW DARE YOU NOT REALIZE THAT ARIZONA IS THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!!!one!eleventy1!
But srsly - it's all good :D

Oh man. I wish I could rec and stuff cause there is some definite awesome in there.

[ozma-katiebell.livejournal.com]

Best post ever!

[quarterturn.livejournal.com]

I cannot deny, I love being an Iowan right about now. &MYSTATE;

[wook77.livejournal.com]

LMFAO Thanks! *beams*

[wook77.livejournal.com]

I am so jealous of you right now. Normally, meh on Iowa cause it ain't sunny and warm but dude. Your state rules.

[dacro.livejournal.com]

Wook,

We have plenty of room, same-sex marriage (everywhere), mostly clean air, pretty mountains, lots of diversity and Dacro.

Please move here.

Love, Canada


(p.s. Go, team AU!!!)

[gryffinwhore.livejournal.com]

I do love Massachusetts. ♥ *clings to the blue*

I almost cried at Boston's anti-Prop 8 rally. The realization of how lucky we are hit me like a truck. So yea, with you on making out with the anthropomorphized state.

[midnight-birth.livejournal.com]

I second this comment. :)

[kaalee.livejournal.com]

state love indeed. ♥

I do so love that Massachusetts.

[drusillas-rain.livejournal.com]

hd_worldcup has been incredible so far! I'm trying to read and vote for every fic and I'm really curious to see who's going to win :D


oh, and I agree with dacro above - you should move up here! (even if there is still snow on the ground and she's on the other side of the country)

[wook77.livejournal.com]

Canada,

You are cold. Like really really cold. I'm not talking frigid bitch type of cold like Arizona but I'm talking about your weather. If only you were down here, near where it's warm.

I still want to make out with you, maybe let you get to third base and grope you some, but I'm afraid that the home run isn't in the cards for us just yet. Don't feel too bad, I'm married to the frigid bitch, Arizona, right now. We're trying to work out our issues.

Love,
me

[wook77.livejournal.com]

If only Canada was warm, though :(

[wook77.livejournal.com]

I really love Massachusetts. They did "good" on paving the way for everyone else.

Oh man. I would've loved to have been there. Tucson's was a bust - the organizer disappeared and it just fell apart. Like most gay rights things here.

Hee! That should totes be a comic! Little states walking around and being all cool.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

That Massachusetts is such a pretty girl, isn't she? She's all daring and awesome.

[wook77.livejournal.com]

It really has. The offerings this year are just as good. I loved that there were all these people going on about how, since few of the big names came back, that it couldn't be as awesome. HA! We've got some really talented n00bs this year.

Oh man. Snow? ew. It's almost 90 degrees down here. My frigid bitch is a frigid bitch but she's also warm. <3

[mayflo.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, I can't vote on hd_worldcup being one of the participants, but I soooo understand now what you meant when you said "There isn't a piece of artwork that I didn't fall in love with." It's been such an art galore!!!!

You know, I'm refraining to say this on my LJ till the competition is over but I'm in so much love with reira_21's submission, I wanna have her slashy babies!!

By the by, no posts for hd_worldcup today??

[dacro.livejournal.com]

I think we'd have to throw in a thermal blanket...or find a way to convince her that there are non-cold parts of Canada.
But she still wants to grope and stuff, so we made an impression.
score!

[dacro.livejournal.com]

Wook,

True, but it's like a fridge, cold keeps things fresh so they last longer (and we do actually get summer too). We would also like to point out that our Southern West coast almost never gets snow, but there is a lot of rain (like Seattle) - also good for the green and fresh, but if Arizona has got you tied to the bed right now, we totally understand.

We would, however like to take you up on making out. *rowr* International love is way more exciting anyway.

Maple kisses,
Canada

[dacro.livejournal.com]

Which Provinces have you visited?

[maab-connor.livejournal.com]

ILU! ILUSOMUCH!

see, i have this idea that it's all geological. the closer the state is to Canada, the more liberal they are becoming. MA, VT, IA. Northern all. it's like a cold front of equality. and awesomeness. equality and awesomeness.

[ladymorgana13.livejournal.com]

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5h2Mspxc0oJmt-hYKGWi-O6UpecGwD97DR3480 Don't Forget CT!!! * is proud of her home state!*

[midnight-birth.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

One step at a time. We'll have her. Start with an open relationship just for when she passes through and reel her in from there. Let operation Canada Seduces Wook begin. ;)

[dacro.livejournal.com]

Good plan!