Fic: HP: Dean/Seamus: La Femme Comme un Homme

Title: Le Femme Comme un Homme
Author: wook77
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Dean Thomas/Seamus Finnigan
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 3346
Warnings: cross-dressing, almost completely PWP, brief brief brief mentions of past het relationships
Summary: It starts as a small obsession, hidden beneath robes, and blossoms into an encounter he hadn't expected.
Author's Notes: For the pornish_pixies Internet is for Porn Challenge. I simply couldn't resist mixing Lolita fashion, porn and almost underage sex together. Unfortunately, with this pairing, it's impossible to add in some good old-fashioned incest but I thought about it and, hey, it's the thought that counts, right? I also admit to knowing no more about Lolita fashion than what the wiki could tell me. I also admit to not writing much cross-dressing before either. Title (Woman Like a Man) taken from a song by Damien Rice and translated into French because I'm pretentious like that and I just enjoy that song and thought it kinda sorta fit. Many thanks to my beta, yodels, any remaining mistakes are my own.

( It starts out as a small obsession... )

Random Rant and Discussion - Darkside? We don't need no stinking lightsabers

Rant first - discussion second -

I cannot, for the fucking life of me, stand the whole "lightside/darkside" reference thing in Harry Potter. Seriously, Jesus fuck people, this ain't Star Wars. Why can you not say "joins the Order" or "leaves the DEs"?

Whenever anyone says about Draco leaving the darkside, I always think, "did his lightsaber change colors? Cause red=darkside and if he's on the lightside now, then he has to have another color..." and then I go off on this long crack-y thought about if he's more of a Jedi Guardian or is he a Jedi Consular...

So, switching from rant to crack discussion - what color of lightsaber would Draco Malfoy use when he leaves the darkside and why?

To help - Wookieepedia on Lightsaber Crystals.

Personally - I'm voting Green - Draco seems like a Jedi Consular to me. Later in the series - he's all about thinking (cause that cabinet thing was made of genius IMHO) but he's also prone to randomly acting without thinking things through (trying to crash slughorn's party).

Make your answers as cracktacular or serious as you want.