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Dear Firefox,

I hate Version 2.0 because I can't use my lj login thingy. Why did you upgrade me while I was asleep? That's not on. Not on at all. I feel a bit used and dirty, like you're touching me in my no-no spot while I'm sleeping. I'm used to Windows doing it. Hell, Norton doesn't even tell me when it does it, I just wake up and wonder.

But you? You're supposed to be my friend. I love you and want to interact fully with you. I want to experience everything you have to offer because you're so robust (and not in a journalfen server sort of way). I LIKE you touching me in my no-no spot most of the time.

Please to be giving me back 1.7. And stop touching me in my sleep without permission.

Love and Hate,
wook



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