wook77 | Instant slash story

OMG, this is hilarious. Saw this on my flist (it was flocked so I don't think I should mention who's journal)

Go here and enter your terms. This is what I received.

Instant Slash Story!

The darkness was all around as Boba Fett walked through Hoth down towards his Echo Base, random thoughts of grinding crossing his mind.

He had been shocked earlier when Harriet Myers had told him she often dreamed about Darth Vader involved in frotting with a Tauntaun , but each to their own, she didn't know about his fantasies involving Harry Potter .

One day he would discuss his feelings with Jango Fett, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Harry Potter masturbating himself with a Rasberry Jam.

The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the Blaster he was carrying with him. Would Harry Potter's cock feel like that to his balls?

What would Harry Potter think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating Treacle Tart off Harry Potter's beautiful arse?

Boba Fett rubbed the Blaster against his cock whispering Harry Potter's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his Echo Base but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Harry Potter's name into the night.

Meanwhile, Harry Potter had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. Hoth was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the Treacle Tart he was carrying and leisurely scratched his cock.

He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that Boba Fett calling his name. He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his Treacle Tart and ran towards the sound of his smoopy's voice.

Harry Potter stumbled through the darkness towards Boba Fett. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his smoopy being attacked by a Tauntaun. Was he about to be raped by Severus Snape dressed as Darth Vader? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his balls.

Boba Fett, Boba Fett, my smoopy, screamed Harry Potter. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you! Boba Fett leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the Blaster and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare arse pointing in the air.

Harry Potter! Boba Fett gasped embarrassedly. What are you doing here? Jango Fett said you were in your Echo Base engaged in some grinding with Harriet Myers.

No, I was alone in my Echo Base with nothing but my Rasberry Jam for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your arse was, and how I would like to stroke my cock against it, and have you kiss my balls, and now I see your arse for myself I realise that not even Darth Vader has a arse to compare with yours.

Oh, smoopy, Jango Fett said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Harriet Myers.

What! That old Tauntaun, I'd rather get involved in frotting with Severus Snape, a Blaster and Treacle Tart than dream of grinding with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my balls curl.

Oh, Boba Fett!

Oh, Harry Potter, my smoopy!

Cue soft music, sounds of grinding and frotting, soft focus and fade.........