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Why is it when I have my Aunt Flo visiting, everyone's intelligence takes a trip for the worst?
I swear to God, every sodding stupid idiot comes out of the woodwork to ask me the world's stupidest questions.
Some examples:
1.) If someone doesn't work Christmas Eve, can you move the 24th, maybe make it Tuesday instead? Um, no. Sorry. The 24th has been scheduled for a Sunday all year. I don't have the power to move it just because you don't work sundays. Take it up with the big man upstairs. Or, if you prefer, the horned one below. I don't care which one but God Speed or Devil Speed or whatever.
2.) Do you think if Harry Potter was really Draco Malfoy, would he have been forced to let the Death Eaters into Hogwarts as well? Do you think if the Giant Squid was really Severus Snape, would he have been forced to put up with you duringwork Potions Class?
Moving right on into my rantypants post -
Why does SLL chose today of all days to play her radio so loud? Most days, I can put up with the music from when she was a child. Some of it has a good swinging beat and the 40s were an idyllic time, I get that. But here's the deal... I HAVE A FUCKING HEADACHE and hearing the same ten songs repeated all day does not help that situation.
In more fandom related news - I've written 20k since last week and have sent the majority to beta. I'm very excited for these projects though one won't be able to be posted for a very long time. I'm on a roll right now *grins*.
Wook's dumbarsed question of the day is about Horcruxes.
There are supposed to be seven parts of Voldemort's soul. According to the Wiki they are:
Puff's Cup
Diary
Locket
Ring
Voldemort
Nagini
What's the last? What do you think?
I don't want serious answers. Make it random. Make it cracky. Lay it on me.
I swear to God, every sodding stupid idiot comes out of the woodwork to ask me the world's stupidest questions.
Some examples:
1.) If someone doesn't work Christmas Eve, can you move the 24th, maybe make it Tuesday instead? Um, no. Sorry. The 24th has been scheduled for a Sunday all year. I don't have the power to move it just because you don't work sundays. Take it up with the big man upstairs. Or, if you prefer, the horned one below. I don't care which one but God Speed or Devil Speed or whatever.
2.) Do you think if Harry Potter was really Draco Malfoy, would he have been forced to let the Death Eaters into Hogwarts as well? Do you think if the Giant Squid was really Severus Snape, would he have been forced to put up with you during
Moving right on into my rantypants post -
Why does SLL chose today of all days to play her radio so loud? Most days, I can put up with the music from when she was a child. Some of it has a good swinging beat and the 40s were an idyllic time, I get that. But here's the deal... I HAVE A FUCKING HEADACHE and hearing the same ten songs repeated all day does not help that situation.
In more fandom related news - I've written 20k since last week and have sent the majority to beta. I'm very excited for these projects though one won't be able to be posted for a very long time. I'm on a roll right now *grins*.
Wook's dumbarsed question of the day is about Horcruxes.
There are supposed to be seven parts of Voldemort's soul. According to the Wiki they are:
Puff's Cup
Diary
Locket
Ring
Voldemort
Nagini
What's the last? What do you think?
I don't want serious answers. Make it random. Make it cracky. Lay it on me.
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"Y-yes my Lord?"
"Get me a pair of Lily Potter's lace knickers."
"L-l-lace knickers, my Lord? But why?"
"Wormtail... what have I told you about asking stupid questions? She'll be an important kill. I use important kills to make my horcruxes. I need something of hers so it can be a horcrux. GET ME LILY POTTER'S LACE KNICKERS!"