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Current Mood: disgusted
Current Location: my stinky piss smelling office
Current Music: Hands in the Sky by Straylight Run

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I need a happy place. Please... my coworker seriously just pissed herself and now the office smells like piss and I really really need a happy place to escape to.

Link me fic...link me art... link me smut... link me DOM... link me MONABOYD... link me pretteh boys... link me anything that will take me away from this wretched place. I don't give a shit about what fandom they're from... if it takes you to your happy place, then share it with me.

And because I know my flist... if you link me to watersports I will be very very unhappy...

Please, for the love of wook, spam my journal with anything that will take me to a happy place.

Current Fic: Billy's Girlfriend

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If you haven't read it yet,

devilfancy's A Hair Raising Spectacle is hot and smutty and lots fo fun. And there are no WS, I promise. http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600006160

Awesome, I'll give it a try! Thanks!!!

Let me know if you like it!

this never fails to make me smile

you'll need the sound turned on...

oh thank you! YAYES! That's so much fun!

mmm... my happy place... *stares dreamily*

http://www.francisco-bosch.net/FranMD7-med.jpg

I wouldn't open with other eyes around... only worksafe in liberal environments!

Thanks so much!! YAYES!!!!

are you serious? is your co-worker a 2 year old?

hmmm.... something funny.... how about funny penis pics?

here's one

and and this one is HILARIOUS

and don't forget this one!

and lastly, here's a lot of spandexed penises, some of which are quite funny

hope that brings you some joy!

xoM

BWEEHEEEEHEEE!!! Those seriously just put a smile on my face!!!

Dude, the spandexed ones? That guy in the purple speedo sure is hung like a horse.

And no, she's in her 50's with no medical issues or anything.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

yeah... omg. She totally interrupted me while I was FUCKING EATING MY LUNCH to show me. I asked her if she wanted to go home and she was all... no, I'll just use the fan. JUST NO!!!eleventyone!!WRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONG!!!!!

Such not a happy camper about this.

Whaaaaatt? USE THE FAN? But I....what?

You win. Wook, you win the crappy job contest. YOU WIN.

She's sitting on a plastic bag with a fan blowing on her. She was soaked past her knees and up onto her shirt. It's like a water balloon exploded on her.

I don't want to win the crappiest job award!!!!!!!

Heeeey, there babe!

You prolly don't even know what "Slam Dunk" is, but I think the links you can find in the bottom of this post will defnitely lighten up your day <33

Those vids are cool even if you don't know Inoue Takehiko ;)

awesomeness! Thanks, I will do that!!!

OMG! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

we KNEW it would come to this one day.get the fuck outta there!!

here, this cheers me up :D

the guy on the far right has a pointy arse...

but very smexy. thanks for making me smile!

This Daily Show clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVgdRBly6lo) and this Colbert Reoprt (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wagRt0QWvWo) always make me giggle. Also, this silly little vid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYnn51C3X_w)... though it's sorta spookily addictive, beware. And mildly immature, but still rather amusing: this (http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e90/superdave620/weenieroast.jpg).

Fic recs... check out Corvidae's Strategies to World Domination Made Easy (http://community.livejournal.com/scarletwomen/9817.html) if you haven't yet.

...here endeth my happy place, as I'm off to do homework. Hope tomorrow is infinitely less sucky.

Sweet! Thanks!

No problem :)

Does someone need to be crucified?

YES! NOW!!!!!!

Anything for you.

I love you even if you won't admit we're dating.

And because I know my flist... if you link me to watersports I will be very very unhappy...

Laugh my fucking ass off.

I put that in there because of you, you know *winks*

Laugh my fucking ass off.

Yeah me too, that cracked me up. XD

MrChess just gave me the best "WTF???" look I've ever seen when I told him about this. Heh.

And yeah, sorry you work with such an, um, interesting person.

Um, "Eeeeeeeewwwwwwyuckyfandryingpeewomanyuckyyucky!@?*!?"

In my previous job, working for Bunnings (like the Aussie version of Home Depot) i worked in the timber yard and one of the guys there shat himself. Thankfully, he went home, but still... you gotta say to yourself - "Haha - you pooped/pissed your pants!!!" *points finger and giggles*

if you link me to watersports I will be very very unhappy... - *snort*

I'm off to read your Deamus [Unknown site tag] fic. If you want a read, you could always try my entry *crosses fingers* - Slow Burn

Ew. That sounds really strange. Why did she do that? Too lazy to get up to the bathroom or.. too busy with work..? Or, hm, why?

Anyway, HOT ICONS! (http://community.livejournal.com/basicbases/2709909.html#cutid1) and hvae you read this fic Threesome! (http://community.livejournal.com/wtf_addicts/155755.html) I know it's from

wtf_drarry and I don't know if you watch that rpg or so, but you can read it anyway, it's HOT.

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