There's this stuff out there called Rescue Remedy - have you tried that? It seems to work on the non-hard cases.

There you go! (http://community.livejournal.com/middleearthnews/145201.html)

I want to go home too but it's only like 2:15 here and it really sucks. At least I have 45 more minutes of lunch and I can maybe go home early. *hopes*