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Dear Chicago Hilton,

Let me introduce you to the San Diego Holiday Inn. We have free parking AND free wi-fi here. Shocking, isn't it? And... the breakfast? Isn't 22 bucks. I know, I know, but you're the Hilton. I don't really care. Try harder.

Other things made of win at this hotel? No power surges, no frying of the new cell phone, plenty of plugs, a nice-sized bathroom where B0F can brush her teeth while I'm showering (if we weren't so lazy that we haven't left the beds yet) and all sorts of awesome like the freaking fridge.

No love,
me

B0F totally put on the Olympics in Spanish - a language she doesn't speak and an event I just don't give a shit about. Maybe it makes me a bad American but really - who the hell cares? I just do not get the Olympics.

We've taken today to be a lazy day with work and stuff. Why? Mainly because B0F got like 2 hours of sleep because of the Olympics and her obsession with certain tennis players and my boss calling. Yes. My boss called at like 9am ON A DAY OF VACATION and then was SHOCKED when I wasn't awake.

I need to find

the_rainbow_jen's phone number because I had accidentally saved it to my old phone and not my sim card so when I got my new phone, it didn't transfer over.

We had to call my mum to mapquest the hotel because we didn't even think about directions to find the hotel until we were about 150 miles from Tucson. Oops. But we found the hotel just find (well, technically, I found the hotel just fine as B0F totally fell asleep on me :(). Driving through the mountains at night was really really creepy. It took us 4 hours extra to get to San Diego. We kept wandering everywhere. Also - Major Fail, US Airways. Poor B0F's luggage got lost and arrived on the second plane and we wandered around the San Xavier Mission.

Speaking of Major Fail - George Lucas - you fail too. Srsly? Gay Hutts? Do you not know your own creations? Srsly? Also - wtf. Thank you ever so much for being such a stereotypical fucktard. Why is it that every time you open your mouth, I lose just that much more respect for you? I used to love you but now? I just don't know you anymore.

Methinks it's time to actually get out of bed :(. Maybe I'll go for some breakfast. It's only served for another forty-five minutes. Meh. Are pancakes that important? ETA: God bless room service. Also - B0F and I are chatting while reclining in beds right next to one another. We rule :P.

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Your letter to the Hilton = made of win.

Holiday Inn, FTW.

Seriously, my irritation at that which is Teh Hellton knows no bounds.

Will check out the stuff about gay Hutts (wtf?) when I get home from work.

not liking the olympics is just incomprehensible to me.

I LUFF THIS TRIP SO FAR :D

Thanks! *beams*

This hotel is awesome. The beds are nice and firm, too, unlike the Hilton's where they were too soft. Plus - I'm sleeping alone so I can spread out a bit :D.

Yeah, gay hutts. :/ I just... I don't know. Lisping hutts.

You liking tennis is incomprehensible to me :P

This trip rules. We are awesome and made of win :D:D:D:D:D

Dorks.

<3

I texted your phone :D

B0F totally put on the Olympics in Spanish - a language she doesn't speak and an event I just don't give a shit about. Maybe it makes me a bad American but really - who the hell cares? I just do not get the Olympics.
*high five* SERIOUSLY ME TOO! The olympics is Michael Phelps, Visa and NBC. So stupid. About the only thing I get a pleasure out of is seeing the occasional hot body when I open my yahoo or msn. Swimmers' bodies are so fucking hot. I haven't watched a second of the Olympics and in 2 weeks no one else will give a shit either.

fucktard That is perhaps the greatest word ever! So good I showed my husband and we can't stop laughing. He is rather fond of "assdick" himself.

Can I inquire as to what you are doing in my current home town?

Edited 2008-08-15 23:12 (UTC)

Reason you would like at least some aspects of the Olympics:

"Germany's Eric Koreng (L) celebrates with team-mate David Klemperer after they won their match against the Netherlands in a men's preliminary beach volleyball match at Beijing's Chaoyang Park Beach Volleyball Ground on August 14, 2008, during the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games. Germany won 2-0. AFP PHOTO/THOMAS COEX (Photo credit should read THOMAS COEX/AFP/Getty Images)"

source

I haven't watched any of the Olympics yet either. I'm not even sure if Canada has won any medals yet, since last I heard we hadn't .

I do tend to get swept away by the Winter Olympics though. Hockey and skating are much more my thing than swimming and running and whatever else the Summer Olympics have.

As for George Lucas... I have no words. Srsly.

i was just organizing my files and folders on the ol' computadora when i found a GOLD NUGGET of hilariousness.

i totally forgot about it -- did i ever tell you that i started but never finished a monaboyd fic in which the opening scene is about a blow-up doll named allison?? LOLOL.

Oh, Olympics. I keep up every once in a while so people don't have to harass me about it. But I'm not glued to the tv. There are better things to do because honestly, it does get boring. *shrugs*