Hehehe, inside information, eh? That's always useful :)

I wish I could write more (fandom and/or original), but I seem to have very little time *sigh*

Nah, don't worry about them. kaalee and I will slap them and then everything will be fine :P

Lick, don't worry, but don't forget to clean the monitor afterwards.

Sí, practica conmigo todo lo que quieras!

and I really hope I did that right
Very close:
hablo un poquito de espanol si (tu) no me tienes inconveniente en que practique contigo tu.