THe sheep keep breaking through the fence into her back yard and they keep having to send football players to wrestle them back over the fence.

The study is controversial because you have the gay pride folks scared that somehow someone is going to interpret the results to show you can breed homosexuality out of the Human herd, and the Far Right is concerned that it might be genetic and not somehing you can counsel out of somebody in three weeks a la Ted Haggard, and PETA is in there somewhere saying "Gay rights for sheep!"

All the poor little sheep are saying is, "Why cain't I quit ewe?"

Okay, that was baaaaad!