I told my family that next year? They can keep whatever money they were going to spend on me and buy themselves something with it. That's my gift to them. I don't want anything and I'm not buying anything.

I come up with a list every year and they blatantly ignore it. Sound familiar? Yeah, my luck goes everywhere...

I love cows, made the mistake of mentioning this to my father who thought it was the bee's knees to start getting me horrible cow crap. I even have cow sheets that have never fit any bed I've ever owned. I finally cut them up and used them as backing to a quilting project.