Brilliant and hilarious - I haven't laughed so hard in days! And I normally don't even like crack fic, but this one was worth every minute of reading it. You really managed to get such a big bundle of cliches all roled into one story, that I don't know where to start listing them.

Draco as a Sex God, clueless!Harry, the horcrux plural problem, the pointless sex "plot"lines, sneering words, copywrited, and, and, and...

A great job! Thank you for making me laugh. :-)

*re-reads and saves to memories*