"I've no idea why I should listen to you but since you might know what you're doing and you might possibly be Marked though no one's sure but I did see you scratching at your arm and worrying about having your sleeve pulled up so I assumed that you were Marked just like I assumed you were a prat back in First Year and I wouldn't shake your hand..."

Anyone else start officially laughing up a lung right about here? Anyone? Beuller?

petting and loving one another with small gestures much like a monkey picks a bug from the fur of another monkey and then eats it.

The scary thing? I'm actually watching a show about monkey grooming right now, damm!

*walks off to die laughing*